🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[A Beached Whale]

Toasted a few vodka shots to the king. He never hurt anyone but himself. He was a lolcow sure, but he was just a weird lil guy living the only way he knew how. RIP Josh, will miss you buddy.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Don’t let these fucking ween cocksuckers sit here and mourn as if they’re sad to see this happen. These stupid fucking reddit niggers knew he wasn’t in a good headspace, and decided to supply Cobes with an endless supply of hard liquor knowing exactly what would happen.

Fuck every last one of these self righteous, amhole loving, booze running, stuck up faggots.

 

[Coochie Coffee]

Since the news dropped figured I'd stop by to pay my respects.

Josh, wherever you are now, just know that you may have been a bit of a goofball, but you brought so many people so many laughs.

Keep brewing that homemade hootch up in the pearly gates, you legend.

 

[FinnSven]

Call me ignorant but I honestly had no idea alcoholism could be so severe to kill you at only 34. I figured that stuff caught up with you more in your mid 40s/50s. I hope wherever he is, he's surrounded by more hot goth babes than he could ever dream of.

It could be that he had liver issues too.

Anecdotally, actual alcoholics I have known who were so in their 20s and 30s, tended to be able to scrape through with jobs which they could get away with doing while half cut or managed to get enough casual work on a semi regular basis to get by.
This at least limited their drinking to a steady but light stream to keep the shakes away rather than a constant binge until blasted cycle.
The losers who became pot dealers who barely went out tended to shift over to smoking rather than drinking all the time.
Whatever the health problems pot can cause, it pretty much leaves your liver alone.

All in all if I were to make an uneducated guess, it is probably down to the lack of ability to drink the amount that Cobes appeared to do daily for the average 20-30s alcoholic.
But of course there were the other factors of hygiene and surroundings for Cobes.

 

[Rocks♰ar]

Cobra ruled my sad miserable life TWU

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Wyświetl załącznik 7814269
Clint’s confirmation posted to Josh’s Facebook page.

red_vid_1755870715.mp4

This is actually fucking hell.

He was the reason I was introduced to the Farms in the first place, but more than that, he was a genuine funny oddball that deserved much, much better than to die alone, surrounded by nothing but disgusting sex-pests and leeches in a no doubt mold-infested trailer.

Goodbye, Josh. Thanks for the laughs.

 

[Ponzo]

This hurts to listen back to... it's his voicemail

KingCobraJFS Voicemail.wav
(this is from over a year ago now btw)

 

[chromebookgamer]

Honestly cut up about cobra, I hope he's finally at peace

 

[RacistNigga21]

This is a fucked up way to start my day. I hadn’t realized just how bad joshes health was failing but fuck man, I really hope Messica didn’t poison him.

 

[Jobama]

Cobra got a sticky on /b/

https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/938781071#p938781071

 

[Ericson]

RIP Josh.

 

[drachenbarde]

Rest easy boss

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

RIP cobra, im feeling very emotional over his passing, his dad must be devastated, please be kind to him hes going through the worst things right now.. If you have issues, people love you and will miss you even if you think they wont, I hope you all take care and im here if anyone needs to talk or needs support

 

[BillTheButcher]

RIP Josh

 

[GentleGenosha]

Can’t stop listening to the video Clint posted, It’s absolutely a heart breaker. I really hope Clint doesn’t pick up any of Josh’s vices like drinking or spiral himself.
He doesn’t deserve that, just like Josh didn’t deserve feeling as much discomfort and pain as he did towards the end of his life.

 

[SlipNHonkMach2]

Cobra got a sticky on /b/
Wyświetl załącznik 7815210

https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/938781071#p938781071

Unironically the most valuable thread on /b/ in the past 15+ years

 

[Golly]

Fuck, man. Just did a drink combo in his honor with my husband. I knew it was never going to end well, but I was rooting for him anyway. I definitely didn't think it'd end so soon.

Fuck sickos.
Fuck suicide.
Long live Gothic KingCobraJFS.

 

[parsnip]

Things aren't sounding too good for the BOY right now, but I'm going to stay positive remember the good times and hope that all is well.
THATS_LIFE_DOOD.mp4

is there a youtube link for this?

 

[Luvora]

Rest in Peace Cobes Ill be raising a glass of monster+whiskey for you

 

[Kenyaware]

Cobra got a sticky on /b/

I really, really like this image