🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Dr.Notzi]

Let's face it, it was only a matter of time before mother nature corrects clint's and Laurel's little abomination.
thst boy was done and there was nothing left to do.

 

[thegunbuilderguy]

We have the technology, toobs. We can make him better than he was. Better... stronger... danker...
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>Droid Cobra comes online
>can drink thrice as much
>gets wasted twice as fast
>makes sandwitches not even some early DALL-E model can nightmare into form
>ten times as miserable and whiny
>gets even more easily manipulated by the witch

 

[Frank "Warthog" Reynolds]

This has ruined the world tour. Took a break from following cobes and he allegedly fucking dies.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Whether he's dead or not, let this serve as a reminder to everyone to take care of your health and pay attention to the health of those you care about. Especially men, we wait too long to go to the hospital for shit and that might be the exact reason Cobes died if he died.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

I know its probably already been said but that "care package" NAL sent does seem incredibly suspect.

Care Packages Out: A King Cobes Murder Mystery

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

If one white, greasy, long-haired lowcow was gonna finally bite the bullet, why couldn't it have been Cr1TiKaL?

 

[Butwhythough2]

One of the most villianized sites on the Internet, Yet here we are giving condolences to one of our normal lolcows

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I'm still catching up, so feel free to rate me late.

My 2 cents:
When it comes to organ donations, your position on the list is determined by several factors:
Why you need it
Whether or not you can follow maintenance instructions to make sure it doesn't go to waste
Quite possibly whether or not a sizeable donation was made in your name

Cobes would fail everything on the list given that he's a poor alcoholic with ODD, and I'm pretty certain Clint would not be able to make any donations either.

(Source: an uncle that is similar to cobes, but his dad made the donation to get him a kidney transplant)


Autopsies usually occur if it was crime related or if the family requests it. As mentioned by others, it's quite costly for a hospital, and it's not done unless required or requested. I'm also certain that dissecting a boglim would not be a pleasant experience given that smells tend to permeate the ppe used for the procedure.

(Source: I've helped out in a few autopsies and am a morgue attendant)


As far as to whether or not Cobes was going to kick the bucket, it was never a matter of if, only when. What I saw and based on what he said, it was not kosher at all. Cobes had a steady diet of congealed slop that has definitely gone bad and nonstop rotgut vodka along with botched prison hootch. He was practically bloated, his liver was beyond shot from all the toxins he's been drinking. His teeth were beyond rotted to the point where he needed them all yanked. Toss in his constant smoking and sedentary lifestyle to compound the fact that he was born with poorly developed lungs. Now factor in his mental issues that would have prevented him from making any positive changes since he would have doubled down and done more damage, alongside the fact that he was such a miserable boglim, that it seeped through his sleep talking and sleep screams.

While I'm certain he didn't go out peacefully and painlessly, his passing a blessing for him and his family that they will eventually come to accept.

So rest easy Cobes and enjoy your clocktower in the sky along with finally meeting Ozzy.

 

[Slim Jim The Cat]

Probably fake, but stumbled upon this.

 

[you_equipped_socks]

He was too much of a gentlemen, he wouldn't have let Ozzy go alone.

 

[Troo and Honest]

Shit, man. If this is the end of the drain circling, that’ll be real shitty doodz. Hope we’re all wrong here. As much as his father was an enabler, no parent should have to outlive their child. If this is it, this is awful.

Drunk himself to death in a squalid shack. What a way to go.

 

[skunt]

in before some homeless beaner died next to cobes nest and he's just being lazy/drunk

 

[Mushroom King]

in before some homeless beaner died next to cobes nest and he's just being lazy/drunk

'Foreign man dies on Progresso Beach in an apparent drunken swim session.'

 

[Elite Kipchak]

no

 

[Usernamewastaken]

Just waiting for the silent smug look into the camera and then hearing I’m not dead tubes I’ve just been busy. Then to hear nail yelling in the back. Ya that’s right tubes we made up.

 

[JackoVerde]

Well it makes sense he couldn’t get that chick pregnant, if his health was in such a state that he died within a year, he’s probably sterile as fuck.

also she was old already.

 

[BallsGuevara]

in before some homeless beaner died next to cobes nest and he's just being lazy/drunk

Cobes was complaining of vomiting, diarrhea and severe abdominal pain. It didn't sound or look like the kind of thing that just "gets better". Even if he's alive, I doubt he's just having a chill time sipping vodka.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

This has me more fucked up than Kobe dying. Goddamn.

 

[Sprocket]

I know its probably already been said but that "care package" NAL sent does seem incredibly suspect.

My money is on a teeth related infection.

 

[Troo and Honest]

Never really followed Cobra, but I always got the impression he was pretty harmless.
Not a grifter, not a sexpest etc etc.
RIp bro.

For the most part, this is correct. He really was/is harmless compared to many other cows. He was a bit of a sexpest degen in the past and had a complete inability to not overshare about his proclivities and horrific down badness, but nothing on the level of Chris chan or other horror cows.

His cowdom came from being a victim of his complete disregard for his own life and lack of self awareness rather than doing anything reprehensible to others.