🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Rick James]

Is there any way we can get some proper confirmation here?

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

He may die, but his Gothic energy lives on for eternity.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

If he was found stiff and with blue lips... you probably don't want him to survive, honestly.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Since Cobes is probably the lolcow least deserving of death I can say I am 99% confident that he is dead. That's just how the world works it seems. The good die young. Preparing a cold one to pour out if we get confirmation.

 

[Earl of Slander]

We need a mass circle of protection immediately.

Idk how to do it but I'm trying bros

Fuck.

 

[Fishnumm]

rip to a real one, idk who else could have died in lot 27.

could it have been warlord

 

[TroonedOutCarl]

rip to a real one, idk who else could have died in lot 27.

Here's hoping Warlord was over and biffed it instead.

 

[Gene Sinclair]

The call said "beyond the point of CPR". Its really not sounding good.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

Shit, im sorry guys.

 

[Gorbinovski]

The sickos cant win

 

[Tetragrammaton]

i have to believe a random troll would have either tried to door dash him something to check or went to check themselves since they all lust for his death so much.

 

[bussy mafia]

i’m just praying it was a troll call welfare check.

 

[Gene Sinclair]

@SeizureRobot5000, emergency stream? I think we all need to be calmed by your soothing voice.

 

[DocHoliday]

It's been a bad year for Lolcows. Please don't let it be him, goddamnit, Cobra.

 

[bookers]

Cobes is going to be alright. I believe.
I doubt the call is even to him, it's just in his area.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

95% chance it's an Alog prank calling to troll Josh.

 

[Gorbinovski]

 

[FreakyFred]

Make no mistake. Whoever they found was dead. The transcript said they were beyond CPR. If that was Josh, then he's gone. It is a trailer park. So there is a chance it could be someone else just ODing on fent or something like that. It mentioned blue lips, which are common with opioid overdoses. If you want to hold out hope for something, hope that it was a junkie.

If Josh did die, you would think that it would be a while before anyone discovered his body. The only way his body would be discovered is if someone came to check on him and then they would be the one to call 911. That isn't impossible, unfortunately. Clunt might have sent someone to check on him after he posted on facebook or asked him for help. That would actually make sense. Yeah, this does not bode well.

 

[Gene Sinclair]

Stupid question, but is there another lot 27 in the trailer park?

 

[Paul-Denton]

Bro I can't deal with this right now you've got to be kidding