🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ASeabear8952]

He turned off chat.

 

[Pencil Pusher]

*Knock knock*

Package delivery.

 

[Shlomo]

He turned off chat.

He dose in fact rule my sad troll life

 

[Thesumof41is5]

“whats that cheese? Sargento……Saranghetto.”

Watched a old BogChron last night where he says its pretty disrespectful to refer to women as your “piece of ass”

Cobra’s Cantina lyrics (2025):
Caressing your glass,
Looking for a piece of ass..

He’s literally pulling a J-Roc..”if anything i got you exposure for your beats..”

“I’ve been doing this shit for centuries”

 

[Shlomo]

the mental decline is real holy shit, the cobras canteen-a is next level retardation

 

[Cunning Lettuce]

His lisp adds to "cobraths canteena"

 

[Gardener of Kadesh]

He seemed like he was getting pretty grumpy until the liquor showed up and he saw an alive-of-age female.

 

[Big Nasty]

Thinking about the A-logs, it feels like as if Scientology's "Fair Game" doctrine have basically been adopted throughout mainstream society.

 

[Pencil Pusher]

*Knock knock*

Delivery.

Blast from the past topic: Veganism. & also FUCK The Vegan Teacher!

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Two bottles of everclear at fucking noon

This is going to end badly

An honest-to-god assassination attempt by the dastardly troles

 

[ParasiteSteve]

I'm sure she's a fine woman now, we all change and grow over time and the last I heard she wanted to get a loan for a business investment but my man was a victim of hoe shit and goth fags blowing out his girlfriend's ass.

I mean they were each others firsts in many ways, so it was never going to last really.

Cobes for all of his sex talk, its actually a very conventional lover in terms of his likes.

But honestly its just two young people moving onto different things, and I doubt Josh would have kept Steph under any circumstances he was willing to live with.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

>do you think your pets are reincarnated from pets you had in the past in different animal bodies?
Imagine being Obie Dog's spirit. Fed weed as a dog, turned into a wand accessory as a mantis, hotboxed in his terrarium as a bearded dragon. No wonder he ran away.

 

[Big Nasty]

they only wanted Stephanie because of her young naivety and her smashing, otherworldly o'natural knockers.

I don't think they were all that impressive, actually.

 

['Ole Dente]

I don't think they were all that impressive, actually.

To each their own. As I get older I’ve learned to appreciate a little droop in ‘em.

We’ve got to the point now where Cobra is so fucking lazy he’s going to release a whole album of AI songs. This man is so lazy he’s outsourced everything that’s entertaining about him to automation. lmao

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

Tooth Pain Coming In Nicely.

0:35

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

"I helped Steve move into his old apartment. I helped Steve move out of his old apartment and then I helped Steve into his new apartment. I helped Steve move in and out of his old apartment and into his new apartment."

Just wanted to leave one of my favorite Cobra quotes.

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

He's falling asleep on stream right now. The earth is healing.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Hes OUT lol

 

[NoosJunki]

Good night, m'dark lord

 

[Candover]

Hes OUT lolWyświetl załącznik 7651344

Sleep peacefully, boy. He had a hard day. The boy lives the most difficult life imaginable in his own mind.

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