🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He is just storing drink combos for the winter.

 

[Love Is Blue]

pot of greed coming in nicely facebook

 

[I'M WORKING ON IT]

What was Cobes' best look throughout the years?

One could ponder how this Cobra would look today with proper diet and healthcare.

 

[deadson]

It's not me right, his face is completely bloated out way worse than ever before?

The more drunk he appears on video, the worse it seems to look. Especially with him twisting and cocking his head to the side whenever he talks. Like the added fat is making his head even heavier than normal so ha can't hold it up correctly anymore.

 

[Love Is Blue]

imagine

0:30

 

[ParasiteSteve]

"Jess.....Im not mentioning any names, but Jessica.." Then proceeds to use her name over and over again, even a full "Jessica Boyle" and hits a bit of a loop on her. He never changes, it was the same story with Ellen.

 

[Wintermute_Zero]

pot of greed coming in nicely facebook

Pot of mead TMDWU

 

[Rick James]

The sheer amount of booze-bloat the boy has accumulated in a year is genuinely astonishing

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

The sheer amount of booze-bloat the boy has accumulated in a year is genuinely astonishing

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Better not turn blue and take a trip to the Juicing Room, BOY!

 

[Fishcakes]

Oh my God, he's swelling up like a fucking balloon, please don't die Cobes

 

[Hennimore]

He's cultivating mass troles and when he finally harvests it you're all going to be sorry you ever questioned mi lord.

 

[Taint_fairy2.0]

Clunt - at least let the boy bloat in a group home now... it's time to let him go

 

[Captain Ahab]

Did Warlord manage to get him pregnant?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Banned until May? If the trolls hate him so much don’t they realize they’re skimping on content? Dude is bloating in real time there’s probably not much time left in the Cobraverse and we’re being denied content! Fuck the trolls!

 

[Fishcakes]

Banned until May? If the trolls hate him so much don’t they realize they’re skimping on content?

These lunatics don't want content, they just want him to suffer and die and it's fucking unhinged.
If he started live streaming in public again they'd call every place and the cops to tell them a child rapist with a gun and a knife is planning to abduct children.

 

[anliteralidiot]

how did he get banned for getting, though? why did they report him farting, of all things?

 

[Earl of Slander]

Ballon power up coming in nicely, toobz.

 

[Jeffy Jefferson]

Cobes realized that the only way to become a true goth was to alter his physical appearance through a rigorous diet of fast food, dank food hacks and copious amounts of alcohol. His final form is Butterball from Hellraiser.

 

[HansKlokBier]

Cobes realized that the only way to become a true goth was to alter his physical appearance through a rigorous diet of fast food, dank food hacks and copious amounts of alcohol. His final form is Butterball from Hellraiser.

Cobes cheeks are fatter then Butterballs.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Every month he looks more and more similar to that Chris Farley death photo