🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

Sometimes the boy can give me a giggle. Better not be lusting after someone BOY!
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It is insane how obsessed he is with LN. I am now 100% convinced that he doesn't give a fuck about Walt and this whole shitshow the past few weeks is that he knows he'll never be able to creep on the dead dude's daughter again.

 

[Fortyone]

Sometimes the boy can give me a giggle. Better not be lusting after someone BOY!


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That trole comment got me thinking, I wonder how long the new dryspell will be? I could honestly see it being permanent after the bog witch but maybe he'll get really horny and lonely in 2-3 years and bring in a new crazy female boglim.

What I wouldn't give to hear one of his private tantrums. You know from the kike video that he's yelling nigger. We almost got a taste from that fuck scream at the end of that one stream.

The closest we got to this was in December 2023 when he forgot the camera was on and he just randomly screamed in anguish every now and then while bitching about trolls, I'd love to see his major offline meltdowns though.

The boy needs to livestream more so we can get meltdowns, but Clint told him he can't and he's too afraid of the trolls to go live anymore.

 

[Average CEO Respecter]

Cross post from NaL. Circle of protection for our Boglim!

 

[iPoop]

noticeably swollen his cheeks have become and how quickly they got that way, it’s very likely that he currently has several dental abscesses

It looks to me there’s equal and bilateral swelling - that’d take some very unfortunate luck to be dental. Not saying he DOESNT have severe dental issues but his presentation suggests otherwise.

I’m thinking he’s got something much worse going on and it ain’t good.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

The boy needs to livestream more so we can get meltdowns, but Clint told him he can't and he's too afraid of the trolls to go live anymore.

Clint: Don't live stream.
Not-Clint: I'm concerned about your teeth and your overall health. Maybe you should see a dentist.

 

[mars]

He just kinda swells up sometimes. It's happened before. I think it's more noticeable when he gains weight which he has been doing.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He just kinda swells up sometimes. It's happened before. I think it's more noticeable when he gains weight which he has been doing.

He doesn't drink water and Clanis gets him a few cases of those sports drinks with his tugboat money. In between all the slop that he eats (which is mostly sodium) he's drinking sports drinks, filled with sodium and electrolytes. They're great if you've been burning calories out in the sun all day, but when you sit on your ass slurping bacon grease and mayo sandwiches while polishing off handles of Vodka, it's going to bloat you up like a gothic puffer fish.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

He doesn't drink water and Clanis gets him a few cases of those sports drinks with his tugboat money. In between all the slop that he eats (which is mostly sodium) he's drinking sports drinks, filled with sodium and electrolytes. They're great if you've been burning calories out in the sun all day, but when you sit on your ass slurping bacon grease and mayo sandwiches while polishing off handles of Vodka, it's going to bloat you up like a gothic puffer fish.

speedrunning life toobs, it is what it is.

 

[ResidentHousepet]

I honestly just put his extra swollen face down to crying hard mid-bender and looking like shit because of it.

 

[Down From The Champions]

He's mentioned he's had tooth pain. If he admits too much, the trolls have won.

If he doesn't pump the brakes on the Walt dying drinking spiral a bit, it's going to culminate in something bad. I don't necessarily mean long-term healthwise, more like violent outburst/jail/etc. His birthday is coming up soon which is always the big last event in terms of Cobra content each year until Halloween comes.

Realistically the drinking spiral has gone on for years now with a few short breaks inbetween.

Since he's moved into the trailer I'd wager he's only spent a couple of days sober.

 

[Umaibae]

Wind finally died down for Walt, but it’s just picking up steam for Cobra.

If Ozzy dies in the next few months, things will be bleak.

But, also, did he say anything about the OG Sabbath reunion in the UK? You’d think Mr. Father of the Year with his frequent UK trips would take ol’ regard to see his favorite person play one last time, but we all know that’d require effort on both Clint and Josh’s parts.

 

[Slim Boglim]

what a fuckin tard. tim, you are less funny and cool than josh, kill yourself

Same energy as the infamous crying wojak meme

 

[bonified retard]

Wind finally died down for Walt, but it’s just picking up steam for Cobra.

If Ozzy dies in the next few months, things will be bleak.

But, also, did he say anything about the OG Sabbath reunion in the UK? You’d think Mr. Father of the Year with his frequent UK trips would take ol’ regard to see his favorite person play one last time, but we all know that’d require effort on both Clint and Josh’s parts.

Yes, he's mentioned the reunion show. He genuinely doesn't give a shit about going to the UK. Clint has stated several times that he's offered to take Josh to see big ben, but Josh always declines. They even bring it up in the yfs interview.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Do we know if Josh has ever actually even been on a plane before? Seems like everywhere he lived or traveled to was in driving distance?

 

[Drunken Slur]

Do we know if Josh has ever actually even been on a plane before? Seems like everywhere he lived or traveled to was in driving distance?

It's a shame we never got An Idiot Abroad type of era.

 

[Drama Fan]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VGNunpLMim8
New drink combo video and the boy looks and sounds like an absolute mess. Starts crying seconds into the video and then begins to yell before stopping himself. His therapist must be having a field day.

Who among us doesn't get this sad and hammered thinking of all the dead Presidents on Presidents Day? Fuck you Trolles for acting like it's weird
Some gifs (webp)

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

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Walt's funeral is in a few days.

Oregon Trail cemetery? Is that where they bury you when you die of dysentery?

 

[BallBuster II]

Wind finally died down for Walt, but it’s just picking up steam for Cobra.

If Ozzy dies in the next few months, things will be bleak.

But, also, did he say anything about the OG Sabbath reunion in the UK? You’d think Mr. Father of the Year with his frequent UK trips would take ol’ regard to see his favorite person play one last time, but we all know that’d require effort on both Clint and Josh’s parts.

It's impossible to get tickets. Even if they had money for the flights, which would run them roughly $2000 round trip each, hotels are all booked up, and the ones available jacked up their rates majorly. Plus tickets sold out in 15 minutes, resales haven't started yet and no one knows when they will, and ticket transfers are disabled for this show so selling third party is impossible.

On top of all that, Ozzy is barely going to sing after some news dropped yesterday. He will probably do Crazy Train and Paranoid, and have guests sing other songs.

 

[RollingRock2]

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Anyone else notice this little detail in this week's bogchron update?
Freezer looks like it was actin' real cute to be hit a dozen times.
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Can't really tell with the lighting if there are any new ones compared to the last update or not toobz. Or hell they could be from an even older tard out while he was giving his biggest fans (neighbors) an aftershow (post stream meltdown).

 

[cascadeplatinum]

Do we know if Josh has ever actually even been on a plane before? Seems like everywhere he lived or traveled to was in driving distance?

I’ve heard answer a question to confirm that he’d been on a plane but I don’t think he further offered where. Probably a family thing when he was small.