🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Dill]

What a fine Wednesday morning

 

[Agares]

Goin live at the crack of dawn? And you troles say he has no work ethic.

 

[snort beg snort]

Viewer engagement is most definitely what the fuck is up toobz

 

[IsaacShraeder]

>the only thing I can enjoy on Christmas is [...] spending time with my family
Who's gonna tell him?

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

The sun has risen.

Some great stuff in this stream, Puff's ghost knocked puff and the bell off the couch. A long rant on naming hurricanes, mispronunciations of a username Pottled Benis (pot-lead-benis). Some new jokes.

 

[Fortyone]

Cobra could fire up a zero effort livestream like this every few days and rake in the cash but he's too lazy to even do that.

Dating criteria

• Cis Gendered
• Alive
• Consenting
• Non Related
• Of Age
• Female Human Being

twu.mp4

He rants about how much he hates fat chicks all the time too, should he start including fat to the forbidden 6?

Edit: holy shit he started going on a pro body positivity rant right after I said this, so nevermind about that I guess.

Also apparently "alcoholic toddler toy retard wands" is the official competitor to cobra crafts wands

 

[Ponzo]

Moment of clarity for Cobra

0:37

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

I get bullied for making juuuaaaans

 

[Agares]

"If we give the goth autistic balding attention, we can pat ourselves on the back". Morning self loathing coming in nicely toobz.

Nothing like a Wednesday morning vodka and Mountain Dew drink combo with a banning spree (educate yourself if you don't know who Ozzy is, trole).

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Schon is out!

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

Did he rip through his tugboat already? Damn.
The bog is still stirring while im getting ready for the day twu

 

[Bifocal Lens]

"If you wanna fuck my mom up the asshole, does that make you a treehugger?"
"I hope you get splinters when you get wood."

"I wish people would leave LN alone."
"No Shon, I agree with you, I wish people would just leave LN and Alicia Rhoadie the fuck alone, not trying to name-drop."

I missed seeing a good Shon & Saunders bit. They look happy, I'm glad for them.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

"I wish people would leave LN alone."
"No Shon, I agree with you, I wish people would just leave LN and Alicia Rhoadie the fuck alone, not trying to name-drop."

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Shon is his biggest trole today

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Damn he's really going to do some self therapy about Jessica with shon

Edit: shon calling cobra jawshie is mdnwu, but I digress

 

[Bifocal Lens]

Edit: shon calling cobra jawshie is mdnwu, but I digress

Shon got corrupted ever since Jessica stuck her veiny mummy hand up his ass without his consent.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

"don't call me jawshie you little asshole"
"I'll show you an asshole when I fart"

He's resisting the mummy curse.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Guess he's out of booze money. When you're getting sober from as trashed as he's been recently, your sleep rhythms are all fucked up.

 

[bonified retard]

What the heck is the boy doing up at 530am

He's charging meter

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

What the heck is the boy doing up at 530am

The sun doesn't even come up until 7:12am in Casper. Real Boglim Hours.

He's reading a lot of the chat this morning. I haven't seen him read chat like this, like, ever.

He's on that general contractor schedule, surprise job saga, toobs?

 

[Mushroom King]

I made this for us to enjoy. A KingCobraJFS music video if he was chill.

1:19

This was all from this morning's live.