🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bixby Snyder powiedział(a):
Normally any developement in the Cobraverse is interesting.

Him banging that disgusting whore = funny

Creampies seeping through leggings = classic Cobes

Teeth falling out = hilarious

Two retards having a kid with neither capable of taking care of themselves = not funny and actually sad

I just want shitty food reviews, drunk rants and falls, and teeth randomly falling out. A botchling isn’t entertainment
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I just miss him going outside and getting banned from bars and all the miscreants he'd hang out with. He was more lively in 2018.
 
bonified retard powiedział(a):
Surely this "unopened" bottle of Vodka that was mysteriously left at his door with insults written all over it is safe to consume, and not tampered with at all.

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I can't tell if the plastic seal is broken in these pictures, but he's got quite the spread. He's gonna mix those girly drinks with the sus fleischmann's and get bogged out. Also that handwriting on the bottle is absolutely autism handwriting.
And lmao at Jessica attention baiting with an obvious negative pregnancy test. Better not be shooting alcoholic blanks into an old woman, BOY!
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK powiedział(a):
I can't tell if the plastic seal is broken in these pictures, but he's got quite the spread. He's gonna mix those girly drinks with the sus fleischmann's and get bogged out. Also that handwriting on the bottle is absolutely autism handwriting.
And lmao at Jessica attention baiting with an obvious negative pregnancy test. Better not be shooting alcoholic blanks into an old woman, BOY!
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That shit's just as sketchy as the homemade vape juice people sent him a few years ago.
 
a boglim baby would be the worst thing to come from any of this but it has actually got me thinking would the baby even survive long enough to be born? NAL is still drinking insane amounts like always. so what if she was pregnant? are we supposed to think shes gonna be a good mother and stop all drinking and drug use?

then you add in the changes in her mood that would also come with being pregnant and someone like her who is already pretty unstable would end up becoming even more unable. all this would be going on while cobes is drunk out of his mind and trying to fuck her anyways and getting more and more upset because NAL keeps yelling at him to bring her more food at random times all day and night.

then you also need to take into consideration NAL as a person as well shes in her 40's right now but how long has she been doing this stuff? is the drinking a new thing or is it something she started when she was younger. for all we know her body could be even more fucked up than joshs.

something tells me that a baby boglim has a very slim chance of happening especially when the parents are both alcoholics. of course there is always that slim chance but i choose to be optimistic and hope that slim chance never happens. no child deserves NAL and cobes for parents.
 
I'm ashamed that people are actually funding a meth whore to visit Cobra just so he could get laid. When Warlord/Wolflord/Floorlord would have done it for free
 
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Rare view of the top of the boy's skull and the state of his "hair", it almost looks painful. Do we think he will ever shave the top? Also note the Puff plushie thrown behind him.
 
Tetragrammaton powiedział(a):
a boglim baby would be the worst thing to come from any of this but it has actually got me thinking would the baby even survive long enough to be born? NAL is still drinking insane amounts like always. so what if she was pregnant? are we supposed to think shes gonna be a good mother and stop all drinking and drug use?

then you add in the changes in her mood that would also come with being pregnant and someone like her who is already pretty unstable would end up becoming even more unable. all this would be going on while cobes is drunk out of his mind and trying to fuck her anyways and getting more and more upset because NAL keeps yelling at him to bring her more food at random times all day and night.

then you also need to take into consideration NAL as a person as well shes in her 40's right now but how long has she been doing this stuff? is the drinking a new thing or is it something she started when she was younger. for all we know her body could be even more fucked up than joshs.

something tells me that a baby boglim has a very slim chance of happening especially when the parents are both alcoholics. of course there is always that slim chance but i choose to be optimistic and hope that slim chance never happens. no child deserves NAL and cobes for parents.
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I'm telling you right now that hags like NAL have an exceptional ability to keep a baby alive despite all of these circumstances. She'll manage to drink just enough to fight off the shakes and make sure her ticket to 18 years of gibs comes through. She doesn't even need to hound Cobra for child support because he can just play the tard card out of the obligation. She's got her eyes on the Clint car-crash fortune anyway, hope he's ready for constant phone calls about some money emergency of the week. If he thought dealing with Josh's bank account going into the negative every month was bad he ain't seen nothing yet.

Can't divorce this one away Clint. Should have learned how to deal with hags the first time.
 
girldaniel powiedział(a):
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Rare view of the top of the boy's skull and the state of his "hair", it almost looks painful. Do we think he will ever shave the top? Also note the Puff plushie thrown behind him.
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It could just be the rare view but I feel like it wasn't this bad even a week ago. Those last few wisps are desperately holding on at this point.
 
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