🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ponzo]

I agree that Ozzy is praising Cobes and his cobra dick from Heaven, despite still being alive.

Ozzy was busy condemning Kanye West yesterday

0:04

 

[Slim Boglim]

Total cobra victory. A-logs on suicide watch. Redditards seething. They couldn't sound more mad if they fucking tried

 

[Human Mystery]

When they started kissing, I wanted to regurgitate chowder. That's all.

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

I am so happy for Cobes, bros. No matter how bad it gets going forward he just scored the biggest victory he ever could over the troles and he will never forget it. Six years of waiting patiently and it paid off just like he said it would. TMDWU

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Total cobra victory. A-logs on suicide watch. Redditards seething. They couldn't sound more mad if they fucking tried
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I do wonder how many doordash orders hit when the stream ended last night. These pathetic people brag about how much they spend to irritate Josh on a normal night, last night they had the potential to interrupt him mid-coitus.

 

[Rubber Plant]

Total cobra victory. A-logs on suicide watch. Redditards seething. They couldn't sound more mad if they fucking tried
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Its hard being a Redditor, their collective dry spell is 100x longer than Cobes was.

 

[Cound Trakula]

Now that he's killed his 6 year old dry spell, will he mount it onto a wand and sell it on Etsy? Asking for a friend.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I think for me the funniest thing is that they’re like “why’s he see this as a win? Why is he so smug about having sex” like they haven’t been trolling him for literal years about his lack of sex and telling him he “needs to get laid” and now he has literally gotten laid. Of course he’s gonna see it as a win and be smug about it, the trolls themselves set it as a “win condition” by telling him he needs to get laid and rubbing it in his face

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Total cobra victory. A-logs on suicide watch. Redditards seething. They couldn't sound more mad if they fucking tried
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always a good day when redditcels are on suicide watch.

I think for me the funniest thing is that they’re like “why’s he see this as a win? Why is he so smug about having sex” like they haven’t been trolling him for literal years about his lack of sex and telling him he “needs to get laid” and now he has literally gotten laid. Of course he’s gonna see it as a win and be smug about it, the trolls themselves set it as a “win condition” by telling him he needs to get laid and rubbing it in his face

>expecting consistent logic from a-logs

seriously, he literally did the thing they were a-logging him about not being able to do. this really is a win over them, and their seething just further proves it. seethe more about cobes getting laid, doesn't make you look pathetic at all.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dDEwFKCYmTIHe did it

SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY SLAM PIGS OUT THERE

We salute you

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

I want to be happy for Cobes, I really do, but Im scared of what I know pussy can do to a motherfucker.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dDEwFKCYmTIHe did it

Attention all incels.

This toad faced duster huffing drunk bastard has gotten his dick wet... consensually.

You have no excuse. That is all.

 

[R00k]

Total cobra victory. A-logs on suicide watch. Redditards seething. They couldn't sound more mad if they fucking tried
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Truly Cobes rules their sad lives

 

[Lolcow_slaughter]

Have to say that he looks smug and happy. Almost look like the Gringe. Guess this was an jack flash situation

 

[Kayfabe]

Repeating again: If utterly disgusting blobs of fat, ugliness, bad behavior, and retardation like Cobra, Ralph, Nikocado, WingsofRedemption, and (arguably) Chris could get girlfriends, then any autistic incel can.

 

[ASeabear8952]

So during the stream they brought up a “Bob” possibly knocking on the door. Anyone know who that is? I’m seeing people say he’s their meth or crack dealer.

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

I've never followed cobes closely, but his retarded a-logs make me cheer for him. I'm happy he's happy.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Dry Spell: Ended
Sad Trole Lives: Ruled
Mead Status: Fermenting

Biggest upset W since the Generals beat the Globetrotters in 1971.

 

[Goatchoker]

I love that Reddit is seething and there’s so many pages here of “fuck yeah! I can’t believe he did it!”

Good job cobes.
Make ‘em big mad. Fuck Reddit.

Now we wait to see how this all plays out…..

 

[Sugriva]

Cobes could do better