🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Real sigma male energy coming from cobes, that faggot warlord better not ogle his boglim hole or reach for a slice. It's gonna be a one way ticket to the floor and a smashed phone if Cobes unleashes his pythons, Warlord knows his place.
 
Just realized that since Cobes has a lathe, he can lathe himself some fucking teeth before they start falling out.
George Wash... GEORGE WASHINGTON... Had TEETH made of WEED DOOODT... they used WEED FOR ALL SORTS OF STUFF BACK THEN DOODT... Its teh tRUTH!
 
Cobra probably still resents Floorlord for insulting Ozzy, some things just can't be forgiven doodt. Also imagine being Floorlord, a starving homeless recovering drug addict, and you go to hang out at your peanut head friend's government paid for apartment and he's pigging out on some pizza while reading shout outs to people who send him money for existing. Fucking grim
 
Cobra probably still resents Floorlord for insulting Ozzy, some things just can't be forgiven doodt. Also imagine being Floorlord, a starving homeless recovering drug addict, and you go to hang out at your peanut head friend's government paid for apartment and he's pigging out on some pizza while reading shout outs to people who send him money for existing. Fucking grim
Wonder if he ever regrets abandoning his wife and kids to go get fucked in the ass.
 
The good part about his shitty lathe is that it'll stall or pop the breaker breaker before it rips his beard off.

Warlord has smooth muscle control, he can keep the tears at bay.
 
What fucking time is it in Casper? Boglim Boy is fucked up and the sun is still out.

I'm kinda surprised he has enough willpower to not just drink the entire bottle once he starts
It's that he gets too fucked up too quickly to finish the bottle. If he, or his liver, could handle the liquor he'd absolutely finish the bottle.
 
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