KF dating show discussion

[Waffle Iron]

Some of you are so terrified of failing to clock fake women online that you regularly fail to clock fake men. Women (yes, women) in the man hate thread once clocked a pooner by a picture of her bedsheets. Get on our level.

What is a pooner doing in the man hate thread anyway? Complain men aren't taking her serious? Have a hissy fit in the thread like a real man would?

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

What is a pooner doing in the man hate thread anyway? Complain men aren't taking her serious? Have a hissy fit in the thread like a real man would?

It was a Twitter post of a "man" with a disgusting bedroom, and the person who posted it thought it was a T&H male due to how gross it was.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

You're telling me Paula Abdul lied?

Not a chance. See, I don’t need this dating show because I’ve been married to a cartoon cat for 23 years.

 

[Squanto Airi]

My requeriment is she needs to be a Biological woman. The rest, I can fix her...

Real

You must be a big fan of buying cheap secondhand cars

Yes, cause it's fun working on them.

Anyways I'd go for it. Imagine ladies; a nice quiet evening with your boo, sitting in your comfy hoodie and pajama pants, shitposting together and laughing at the seething tranny jannies all whilst you sip a nice red wine (or white wine if you're feeling frisky).

 

[Sperg_rancher]

the men would rather wank on 2d women than deal with real normie women .

TIL i became a man when I started watching anime

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I want big titty girlfriend/wife with big ass and child-rearing hips who will cook and clean and do literally everything for me while I head back to the goonclowncave to watch anime, play video games, and post conspiracy theories on this website.

 

[Sedan Hussein]

I take it we need to crowdfund der feeder so he can buy Little St James and set up Kiwi Love Island?

 

[monk]

monk seeks partner/soulmate

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

Imma be real i met some posters on the site when i went to Ralphamania one of them was a woman and she was legit crazy one of the dudes had a schizo disorder and was on meds and another needed weed for basically everything. Now they where all wonderfully nice to me and my wife (who knows jack shit about lolcows) but jesus any of those people dating makes me feel sorry for the other side.

TL;DR from the kiwis i met them dating is bound to go horrendously wrong

 

[Waffle Iron]

Imma be real i met some posters on the site when i went to Ralphamania one of them was a woman and she was legit crazy one of the dudes had a schizo disorder and was on meds and another needed weed for basically everything. Now they where all wonderfully nice to me and my wife (who knows jack shit about lolcows) but jesus any of those people dating makes me feel sorry for the other side.

TL;DR from the kiwis i met them dating is bound to go horrendously wrong

That's what we want to see. Schizo kiwicows bouncing between trying to awkwardly flirting with their partner, and total mental meltdowns. It's the same as we have with the regular dating TV shows, those are also fishing for those weirdos that make the date painfully awkward. (And in the end, the odd episode that ends with a happy couple that isn't mental, keeps people coming back. Everyone loves a happy ending)

 

[Wujime]

Gib me gf

 

[Otterly]

If I wasn’t afraid of being doxed, there’s actually quite a few people on here I’d like to meet up with purely in a platonic sense to see if we’d enjoy each others company and be friends. It’s about the only online place or IRL place where people have sane opinions and can say what they mean. It’s a shame we can’t meet up easily and just have a cup of tea.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

That's what we want to see. Schizo kiwicows bouncing between trying to awkwardly flirting with their partner, and total mental meltdowns. It's the same as we have with the regular dating TV shows, those are also fishing for those weirdos that make the date painfully awkward. (And in the end, the odd episode that ends with a happy couple that isn't mental, keeps people coming back. Everyone loves a happy ending)

Finding the not mental couple is the hard part.

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

You're telling me Paula Abdul lied?

Straight up.

My experience with people from the internet is that the ones who will actually show up to a meet, particularly 1-on-1, tend to be pretty harmless in person.

Anyway, there's already a website for this: https://www.farmersonly.com/

 

[Waffle Iron]

If I wasn’t afraid of being doxed, there’s actually quite a few people on here I’d like to meet up with purely in a platonic sense to see if we’d enjoy each others company and be friends. It’s about the only online place or IRL place where people have sane opinions and can say what they mean. It’s a shame we can’t meet up easily and just have a cup of tea.

For all the bravado and total X death, I think a lot of farmers would be pretty chill IRL. Especially when you consider the most unstable ones won't/can't come out of their mancaves. I would also love to be a fly on the wall for a man hate thread convention. I give it a coinflip's chance whether it will be a warm meeting of people finally being able to vent, or a catfight between radical feminists and more moderate women.

Finding the not mental couple is the hard part.

You screen them beforehand and couple the ones that don't look batshit insane, if you know the kiwi username you can even check if they positively interacted before.

My experience with people from the internet is that the ones who will actually show up to a meet, particularly 1-on-1, tend to be pretty harmless in person.

The 4chan meetups didn't end up being tonight's news.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

You screen them beforehand and couple the ones that don't look batshit insane, if you know the kiwi username you can even check if they positively interacted before.

Positive scores rely on what users gave them if a dude only posts in the dsp thread and those fucking weirdos are all positive regarding him that doesn't make him a "good guy". Plenty of users including the ones i met had positive reaction scores and interactions but when you only frequent Ethan Ralph and IP2 threads it's all alcoholics,crackheads and schizos going YEAHHH I FEEL THIS GUY. I get wanting the reality tv show drama but an actual healthy relationship for a happy ending NAHHHHH THAT AIN'T HAPPENING.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Positive scores

I didn't say positive scores. I said positively interacted.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

I didn't say positive scores. I said positively interacted.

Ah my bad i thought you meant the reaction scores sorry bout that.

 

[Plastic Paddy]

I think a lot of the more normal/ moderate people on the site would probably lean towards the most likely stable relationships. Let's also be real, none of us are breaking OPSEC for that to ever happen. The autism is too thermonuclear for allowing that to happen on either side.

 

[JackoVerde]

Let's also be real, none of us are breaking OPSEC for that to ever happen. The autism is too thermonuclear for allowing that to happen on either side.

I’ve considered making a kiwifarms convention happen but I imagine even if we could set it up, it would be raided and probably swatted immediately.
It would have been dubbed Kiwi Con