KAYS COOKING

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At 8:45, following Lee's insightful review in which he compares the flavor of a potato to a potato, Kay hyperventilates by trying to get through her outro in under twenty seconds.
There is such a weird dynamic between Lee and Kay. Kay is always more animated in videos when Lee appears.

Apparently, she was in such a hurry as to have her house keys dangling from the inside lock of her back door (?!).
I’m told that it’s normal to have your keys hanging from a door in the lock like that in the UK.
 
The latest episode of The Uncensored Podcast with Big Lee and Kieron is out.

This episode is full of the most retarded observations imaginable including humans ackshully being from mars, self defense methods that seem to be hiding in a bedroom during a burglary, and Winston Churchill being replaced on the 5 pound note. The Churchill discussion led into a few observations about WWII including this gem:

Lee thinks Hitler was from Sweden.

The SC World Of Entertainment also recently dropped a new movie called Zombie Outbreak. Big Lee and Keiron have discovered AI and have incorporated it into their films:
 
The audience's suspension of disbelief simply cannot withstand Lee being depicted as a gainfully employed non-zombie - It's a glaring miscasting. Where are we supposed to believe he works? Some kind of regional disposal center for giant moles and melted ice cream Kay will tell us he can't have?

Edit: Kay deleted and reuploaded the Mushroom Rice & Gravy video yesterday (original link, confirmed by quite a playlist). I hadn't had the chance to watch it to note if anything was changed (aside from her usual title fuckups) - Did @Itspinklava or any other subscribers happen to catch this?
 
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Edit: Kay deleted and reuploaded the Mushroom Rice & Gravy video yesterday (original link, confirmed by quite a playlist). I hadn't had the chance to watch it to note if anything was changed (aside from her usual title fuckups) - Did @Itspinklava or any other subscribers happen to catch this?
I downloaded the mushrooms and rice video a few "mintues" after Kay uploaded it. The one I downloaded is the exact same length as the one currently on her channel. Do you know when she deleted it?

This is the version I downloaded:

Mushroom Rice & Gravy
3/14/26
 
Big Lee has given us a Mother's Day vlog! Here's a recap:

Hello guise, welcome to tha Mother's Deh vlog!
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Since it's Mother's Day, Lee told his mum that she could order anything she lahked to eat for breakfast
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But his mum ordered somethin 'e could 'ave meyde aht home
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Beans and toast!
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Lee cahn't talk, he ordered a sausage ahnd beycon sandwich

Raht so this isn't his mum's first present
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But it goes with it!
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Lee 'opes she lahkes this one, but everyone will freaking know if she doesn't! Kay says she is not looking forward to this!
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It's not a lahmp! Open it!
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It's a dragon!
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It changes colors!
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Kay luvs drahgons!
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Now for the second one
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Kay is dreading this one too
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Kay loves it! She loves dragons!
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Now because it's Mother's Deh, Kay can choose what they watch on the telly
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Kay chose Ghost Adventures. Lee said "fair enough"
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Ahnd this is Lee's dinnoh
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Raht, so Lee is taking Curleh out fo a wok.
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Ahs you cahn see, it's rainin'
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Archive of
Mother's Day Vlog
3/16/26
 
I could have sworn Kay died like 2 years ago. Am I confusing her with someone else or did I get fooled by a hoax?

Might you be thinking of Simply Sara?

Disclaimer: The hyperlinked thread most definitely does not lead to the image purported to be Josh's infected anus, which was posted on previous April Fool's days. Speaking purely for myself, I would not take advantage of someone's confusion or curiosity in such a manner - Even for the sake of upholding a cherished tradition. It is simply not my custom.
 
I regard Kay as a national icon and I hope she lives to a grand old age 🌈. Lee on the other hand- needing a CPAP machine since your 20s doesn't inspire any optimism but then again it's always people like him who seem to cling to this mortal coil far beyond what's fair. Here's yer fajeeta triple and one and a half ham sangwijes, pal
 
I've been watching older Kay videos, and she used to be so animated, and probably a bit drunk. I read on reddit (shudder) that she's shown a bunch of bottles in some of her videos. Does anyone know which videos allegedly show booze bottles in the kitchen?
 
I've been watching older Kay videos, and she used to be so animated, and probably a bit drunk. I read on reddit (shudder) that she's shown a bunch of bottles in some of her videos. Does anyone know which videos allegedly show booze bottles in the kitchen?
I think in a few of Lee's vlogs you can see cases of beer cans, but I don't remember the exact titles.
 
Happy to have found this thread, please cover her more on MATI Jersh

Kay cooks chicken meat

Off to a great start with this one, bita salty-salty, bita oreganuu and bita BAZIL- she already fucks up and uses both the tong and her hands to touch and pick at the chicken.
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Yummeh, I'm sure Curleeh will enjoy this slop later
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Camera battery not good, so she has to have it on charge while filming
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Ge-ge-ge-ge...get awf!
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Too awt!
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Was nayce, but awt
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Happy to have found this thread, please cover her more on MATI Jersh

Kay cooks chicken meat

Off to a great start with this one, bita salty-salty, bita oreganuu and bita BAZIL- she already fucks up and uses both the tong and her hands to touch and pick at the chicken.
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Yummeh, I'm sure Curleeh will enjoy this slop later
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Camera battery not good, so she has to have it on charge while filming
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Ge-ge-ge-ge...get awf!
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Too awt!
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Was nayce, but awt
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What I want to know is where she gets these "recipes". I'm guessing it's a handful of trolls who message her on Facebook. The closest answer to this is when she says "the lady told me" or whatever. I imagine they're just sending bastardised versions of existing recipes or making up crazy combos with stupid names (brown woman soup) like that old French forum where some guy posted a budget dog food/tomato/pasta mix and called it the Nourishing Porridge. Actually, there's a new idea for Kay to try.
I believe Kay gave Jersh a strike like 8 years ago and he's still sore about it, hence why she doesn't get play on MATI anymore.
So he's doing an iDubbbz. Jorch is 100% a lolcow in his own right.
 
What I want to know is where she gets these "recipes". I'm guessing it's a handful of trolls who message her on Facebook. The closest answer to this is when she says "the lady told me" or whatever. I imagine they're just sending bastardised versions of existing recipes or making up crazy combos with stupid names (brown woman soup) like that old French forum where some guy posted a budget dog food/tomato/pasta mix and called it the Nourishing Porridge. Actually, there's a new idea for Kay to try.
I think it's a mixture of both, I think she 100% gets recipes from. her Facebook, then I think she also watches those traditional cooking shows like cooking network and writes it down on a piece of paper. It's hard to tell as she's a sped. I do really wonder what will happen to Lee when Kay passes away, I feel like they almost need each other to survive. Kind of sweet in a sped way.
 
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