Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You could have at least given me credit for the post, Jenna



None of this is factual? This is literally word for word in the police report.



"Defendant locked her seven-year old daughter in a closet because defendant was convinced the child was possessed by demons"

The children were smacked, hair pulled, and forced to kneel and hold their arms out as if being crucified.

DEBUNKED BISH! HOW BOUT DAT!

 

[millais]

I guess she won't be skipping out of town and heading to Renton any time soon if she has a court appearance coming up.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I guess she won't be skipping out of town and heading to Renton any time soon if she has a court appearance coming up.

The CHAZ should take her in.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Jenna's address is Saginaw Valley State campus. I guess you can put whatever as your address when you're homeless.

It's sad that Katherine may be the sanest of the St. Jean sisters.

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

Isn’t retail fraud technically what dsp was fired from Best Buy for tho lol?? Guess they have something in common after all!

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Those wacky bitches man...meth is a helluva drug.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Damn, the brazy mamo origin story is wild.

 

[UncleTusky]

OK, so the court order is real, but how did she get arrested in Michigan? I thought she's been living in California for the last few years.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

OK, so the court order is real, but how did she get arrested in Michigan? I thought she's been living in California for the last few years.

She took a flight to Detroit like 2 weeks ago.

 

[harbinger]

I have to give it to her. That’s some Phil-tier failure right there, getting arrested for shoplifting eyelashes from Walgreens while there’s mass looting across the country.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Jenna, if you’re reading this can you provide us with any additional information on Kat?

 

[gh0stzero]

You could have at least given me credit for the post, Jenna

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None of this is factual? This is literally word for word in the police report.

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"Defendant locked her seven-year old daughter in a closet because defendant was convinced the child was possessed by demons"

The children were smacked, hair pulled, and forced to kneel and hold their arms out as if being crucified.

DEBUNKED BISH! HOW BOUT DAT!

You really think this fake Polish wigger agrees with a police report?

Wow thanks for clarifying Jenna I actually believed in fictional demons for a few months but thanks for clearing up that your mom was bat shit crazy lol

 

[Iron Hamster]

Is she about to lean in ban someone?

 

[Kosher Dill]

So really her mom was the one possessed by a demon. Mental illnesses are symptoms of possession (Mk 5:1-20)

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+5%3A1-20&version=NKJV

And the cure isn't pretty for nearby pigs.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Is she about to lean in ban someone?

She is probably about to lean in and roll a really shitty blunt. She is terrible with rolling.

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

being forced to kneel and T-pose like jesus on the cross.

Lmfao I still can't get over the T posing thing. They really are perfect for each other.

 

[gaarashatan]

Lmfao I still can't get over the T posing thing. They really are perfect for each other.

right, thats hilarious. made em t pose haha. is phil possessed by demons?

 

[the khat quaffer]

You really think this fake Polish wigger agrees with a police report?

Wow thanks for clarifying Jenna I actually believed in fictional demons for a few months but thanks for clearing up that your mom was bat shit crazy lol

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PRIME random.txt candidate right here.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Do you think every time Phil T-Poses Kat gets flashbacks?

I can't help but picture @Comma 's profile picture with Kat held prisoner by an eternally T-Posing, swaying DSP

 

[TheGoutburglar]

The ongoing Champions saga is the best Phil thing right now, but seeing how he went from Leanna to being attached to such a crazy fucking family is a close second, and could very easily overtake it if Jenna suddenly shows up at the Gout Fort.