Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Radical Goodspeed]

Anyway, if she has no trouble getting from Michigan to Kansas City on her own, why can't she get to Renton?

If there is one lesson to take from the goutverse its: why pay for your own shit when you can manipulate literal retards into giving you money for nothing?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Not all autists are Chris Chan. I know plenty who mostly function well, but are just a little off like her.

Judging by her legal history and living situations, she's more than just a little off.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I think we are all forgetting what's really important here.

Jasper has a right to meet his Auntie Jenna, and she has a right to meet her nephew. When Jasper gets older, how will Phil explain that he purposely kept Auntie Jenna out of his life? What if Jenna has gout and isn't able to tell Jasper and then he gets it? Gout is genetically passed from your aunt after all.

Think of the poor children in this whole fiasco. Jenna was locked in the closet because she was possessed by a demon. Jasper gets locked in the bedroom because there are squirrels outside. They have so much in common they can discuss.

 

[tzgnilki]

list of excuses why dsp won't let her visit

she'd have to stay in khet's office, directly opposite the full-time gamer room, she'll be loud enough to officially derail his streams

jasper doesn't like strangers

conveniently planned honeymoon with a conveniently vague date

I see dsp being torn between risking his relationship to protect his gamer shit from going to the crack den, or risking his gamer shit to pretend he cares about khet's family

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Honestly after @mollymawk 's info dump, I wouldn't let that bitch in either.

But I can totally see where Phil got the idea of his wife having a banging body, almost like a swimsuit model and it's not Kat's.

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

I could see Phil getting her a hotel room after one day, which she would be kicked out of immediately. I still hope she steals his consoles for crack

 

[FamicomGorby]

Wyświetl załącznik 1329739Kat's younger sister Jenna has been an endless source of entertainment since KillDeer and King Kozatof have been chronicling her everyday misadventures in the DarkDave Discord since December. I'm surprised there hasn't been much discussion about her here, since she's frequently more entertaining than DSP, and is constantly more entertaining than the horse. I'm not a Brazy scholar, just an onlooker, but I feel a duty to repost some of the hilarious shit on here because otherwise it will be buried in the Discord forever, and DSP aficionado's deserve to know!

From her Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook posts, we have a window into her current living situation. Squatting wherever, doing whatever to survive another day. Degrading herself without shame, alienating herself from family. On the one hand, her life is a tragic tale and she is in slow suicide, but it's portrayed through the lens of a comedy pieced together backwards from her wacko social media posts. Through her posts, she puts on a tough exterior projecting out big thoughts and big ambitions, but the intensity of her persona clearly masks deep issues with her life. What are her future prospects living with no money, no family, and under great delusions? You can feel her hope that the hardness of life will ease off.

## Some random facts about Brazy ##

• She alleges DSP messaged her some time back, but can't remember what was said due to smoking so much ganja.
• She actually read this Kiwi Farms thread some months back and wanted to know how to report @YungLopez for being a dirty rotten liar who needs to shut his damn mouth.
• She has a fuck-ton of lingering abandoned social media accounts. Possibly due to forgetting the passwords from smoking da grass.
• Her Facebook profile is currently invite-only for people she recognizes, and not random creeps. Instagram and Twitter are open.
• She used to livestream on Facebook occasionally. I had one saved from around Xmas that was ~40min, but can't find it. Two clips here and here.
• She straight up just steals stuff, and breaks into houses.
• She lives a nomad hobo lifestyle, but overspends on luxury comfort foods while skimping on essential goods. Often mixing together foods in questionable combos.
• Her dreadlocks are fucking disgusting. Some have described them as looking like dog turds wrapped in hair, or each strand a petrified tree branch.
• She rolls terrible hash joints, and subscribes to all sorts of pseudo-spiritual shit involving healing crystals, the third eye, and reposting nutjob conspiracy theory memes on social media.
• She showed moral principal when a woman posted a video of her receiving a blowjob to Facebook. Stating it's inappropriate to do so since kids also share the platform.

So yeah, Jennifer is a bipolar poser skank with a massive forehead who is completely off the rails, and it's amusing to watch from a distance. She reminds me of DSP in many ways. She looks quite similar to Kat, but if Kat had personality and spunk. Maybe an affair will come about between the sister and brother in-law; the dull as dishwasher Kat will be kicked to the curb, and the rambunctious Jasper, the rambunctious Jenna, and the freshly invigorated with a previously unseen lust for life - and rambunctious Phil will live happily ever after, concluding the DarksydePhil story.

Spoiler: Jenna Lane Snow selected gallery

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Spoiler: Jenna Lane Snow social media accounts

DL = direct link.
AL = archive link.

## Twitter ##

JennaLaneSnow [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

RealBasedMami [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

HusslaMami [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

BhabieMami [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

BhabieMamo [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

BrazyMamo [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

## Instagram ##

bhabiemamo [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

tharealbhabiemamo [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

tharealbrazymamo [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

## Facebook ##

jenna.snow.90281 [DL] [AL]​

jennalane.snowkushnowski [DL] [AL]​

jennalane.snowkushnowski.92 [DL] [AL]​

​

## EroticMonkey ##

BrazyMamo [DL] [AL]​

Spoiler: Kat St. Jean social media accounts

Twitter [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
Instagram [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
YouTube [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
Twitch [DL] [AL1] [AL2]

Spoiler: Leanna Hangen social media accounts

## YouTube ##
PandaLeeGames [DL] [AL1] [AL2]

## Twitter ##
PandaLeeGames [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
GrungeBunnyWA [DL] [AL1] [AL2]

## Instagram ##
hangen.out [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
theblackcurrantshop [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
grungebunnystudios [DL] [AL1] [AL2]

Oh my god I want this bitch to get her foot in the door of the gout mansion where she can become a squatter immediately cause DSP can't handle any in person confrontation.

 

[Hrothgar]

Phil flees even verbal confrontation unless he's in his safe space where the person is unable to respond. Is he really going to tell his sister-in-law with the power of Satan on her side that she has to leave? Especially if she brings along her black boyfriend/pimp who probably has no interest in being told to go pay for a hotel room.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Wyświetl załącznik 1329739Kat's younger sister Jenna has been an endless source of entertainment since KillDeer and King Kozatof have been chronicling her everyday misadventures in the DarkDave Discord since December. I'm surprised there hasn't been much discussion about her here, since she's frequently more entertaining than DSP, and is constantly more entertaining than the horse. I'm not a Brazy scholar, just an onlooker, but I feel a duty to repost some of the hilarious shit on here because otherwise it will be buried in the Discord forever, and DSP aficionado's deserve to know!

From her Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook posts, we have a window into her current living situation. Squatting wherever, doing whatever to survive another day. Degrading herself without shame, alienating herself from family. On the one hand, her life is a tragic tale and she is in slow suicide, but it's portrayed through the lens of a comedy pieced together backwards from her wacko social media posts. Through her posts, she puts on a tough exterior projecting out big thoughts and big ambitions, but the intensity of her persona clearly masks deep issues with her life. What are her future prospects living with no money, no family, and under great delusions? You can feel her hope that the hardness of life will ease off.

## Some random facts about Brazy ##

• She alleges DSP messaged her some time back, but can't remember what was said due to smoking so much ganja.
• She actually read this Kiwi Farms thread some months back and wanted to know how to report @YungLopez for being a dirty rotten liar who needs to shut his damn mouth.
• She has a fuck-ton of lingering abandoned social media accounts. Possibly due to forgetting the passwords from smoking da grass.
• Her Facebook profile is currently invite-only for people she recognizes, and not random creeps. Instagram and Twitter are open.
• She used to livestream on Facebook occasionally. I had one saved from around Xmas that was ~40min, but can't find it. Two clips here and here.
• She straight up just steals stuff, and breaks into houses.
• She lives a nomad hobo lifestyle, but overspends on luxury comfort foods while skimping on essential goods. Often mixing together foods in questionable combos.
• Her dreadlocks are fucking disgusting. Some have described them as looking like dog turds wrapped in hair, or each strand a petrified tree branch.
• She rolls terrible hash joints, and subscribes to all sorts of pseudo-spiritual shit involving healing crystals, the third eye, and reposting nutjob conspiracy theory memes on social media.
• She showed moral principal when a woman posted a video of her receiving a blowjob to Facebook. Stating it's inappropriate to do so since kids also share the platform.

So yeah, Jennifer is a bipolar poser skank with a massive forehead who is completely off the rails, and it's amusing to watch from a distance. She reminds me of DSP in many ways. She looks quite similar to Kat, but if Kat had personality and spunk. Maybe an affair will come about between the sister and brother in-law; the dull as dishwasher Kat will be kicked to the curb, and the rambunctious Jasper, the rambunctious Jenna, and the freshly invigorated with a previously unseen lust for life - and rambunctious Phil will live happily ever after, concluding the DarksydePhil story.

Spoiler: Jenna Lane Snow selected gallery

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Spoiler: Jenna Lane Snow social media accounts

DL = direct link.
AL = archive link.

## Twitter ##

JennaLaneSnow [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

RealBasedMami [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

HusslaMami [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

BhabieMami [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

BhabieMamo [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

BrazyMamo [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

## Instagram ##

bhabiemamo [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

tharealbhabiemamo [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

tharealbrazymamo [DL] [AL1] [AL2]​

## Facebook ##

jenna.snow.90281 [DL] [AL]​

jennalane.snowkushnowski [DL] [AL]​

jennalane.snowkushnowski.92 [DL] [AL]​

​

## EroticMonkey ##

BrazyMamo [DL] [AL]​

Spoiler: Kat St. Jean social media accounts

Twitter [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
Instagram [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
YouTube [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
Twitch [DL] [AL1] [AL2]

Spoiler: Leanna Hangen social media accounts

## YouTube ##
PandaLeeGames [DL] [AL1] [AL2]

## Twitter ##
PandaLeeGames [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
GrungeBunnyWA [DL] [AL1] [AL2]

## Instagram ##
hangen.out [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
theblackcurrantshop [DL] [AL1] [AL2]
grungebunnystudios [DL] [AL1] [AL2]

That was me that made a fake DSP account on Facebook and I added her. She sent me a message pretty fucking quickly after the add, too. Screenshots from October

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Christ. Hasn't she tweeted about wanting to kill Bill Gates or some shit because she thinks he's engineering a fake Corona vaccine that will kill people? And now people are convincing her that DSP is holding her sister (a sister she seemingly hasn't talked to in at least years, literally asking what her phone number and social media are) hostage and abusing her.

I hope people can stop before this turns into some nutjob at a pizza parlor with a gun situation...

 

[Ted’s Lolcow Emporium]

Some of the questions about how she could possibly get into Phil’s condo here seem to underestimate the power of batshit whore making a scene. Think about the kind of people Phil probably lives around. If she gets to his door and starts shouting and ranting and banging on his door he can’t just ignore it. The second she mentions something like a Kat being a prisoner or Bill Gates killing people or hollywood pedophile rings Phil either has to let her in or the police will show up and make the situation worse.

 

[Draventren]

So the aspergers statement is really interesting to me since I can kinda see it. People talk about how if Khet wanted to leave, she'd have left by now, but with the sperg/tism stuff that she might have, I think that calls it into question. A sympton of autism/aspergers is being heavily resistant to change, even small changes that are entirely inconsequential. This is beyond just a "oh I've just always driven this route to work" and into a "I need to take this route to work" even if, to keep the example going, there's a better route. It's hard to get a sperg or a tistic to change anything in their life because once a habit is built up, it becomes paramount to them.

So, why did I write that fucking novel? Khet has lived at Cheateau du Gout for a couple years now, yeah? She has all of her stuff in the places she wants it, has daily routines and habits that she has built up over that time, and is comfortable with her local area. Even if we assume she's unhappy with her marriage, she is going to have to choose between making a huge change that might be beneficial or keeping well within her comfort zone. The aspergers is going to make that a near impossible choice for her to make, unless she is forced into a situation where she needs to leave. Shit like this is why a lot of even mild autistics wind up living at home into their 30s-40s, and having hoarding issues.

This is all speculative obviously, and since we can't really know what's her deal when our only two references are a junkie begging people for money and Jenna, neither of which are reliable narrators of their own stories. I'm just saying that I can totally see this being the case and would be very fucking fascinating if true.

Spoiler: Credentials

Am mild Sperg

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

That was me that made a fake DSP account on Facebook and I added her. She sent me a message pretty fucking quickly after the add, too. Screenshots from October

"whatever I live in a gated community" made me lol

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This is all speculative obviously, and since we can't really know what's her deal when our only two references are a junkie begging people for money and Jenna, neither of which are reliable narrators of their own stories. I'm just saying that I can totally see this being the case and would be very fucking fascinating if true.

Spoiler: Credentials

Am mild Sperg

...you do know that Jenna Snow and Brazy Mamo are the same person, right?
.

 

[DSP_Fat_Man]

 

[LiquidCancer]

I hope nobody tells here the gate code

 

[pahsitive]

I hope nobody tells here the gate code

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

A sympton of autism/aspergers is being heavily resistant to change, even small changes that are entirely inconsequential. This is beyond just a "oh I've just always driven this route to work" and into a "I need to take this route to work" even if, to keep the example going, there's a better route. It's hard to get a sperg or a tistic to change anything in their life because once a habit is built up, it becomes paramount to them.

I agree. Which is why her previous history of cheating on Subaruman and living in 20 different places doesn't fit with an Aspie.

 

[Abe Vigoda]

starting to sound like a black crime comedy - crazy bish and her dogdy BF find out her half-sis is married to a rich sperg successful entrepeneur. Hilarity, high jink and felonies ensue.

I'd watch the hell out of a Coen brothers movie about DSP.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

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Jesus. Whoever is encouraging this are genuinely bad people.