JonTron Thread

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Have you noticed that everyone that tried to fuck with Jontron has fallen from grace? Destiny? Cancelled for being a neoliberal dummy and became the laughing stock of the Left. Yooka-Leyle? The game was meh and got mediocre reviews. Normal Boots? Their site was literally imploding for the ProJared shit. Looks like Jon "Aryan Race" Jafari is protected by Nazi black magic lmao
Don't forget NeoGAF, they failed to get him removed from A Hat in Time and violently imploded about two weeks later.
 
Have you noticed that everyone that tried to fuck with Jontron has fallen from grace? Destiny? Cancelled for being a neoliberal dummy and became the laughing stock of the Left. Yooka-Leyle? The game was meh and got mediocre reviews. Normal Boots? Their site was literally imploding for the ProJared shit. Looks like Jon "Aryan Race" Jafari is protected by Nazi black magic lmao
Produce funny shit, and people will watch it. Did he say some dumb stuff? Sure. But he puts out funny shit, and people gobble it up.

The real question is: Who will last longer? JonTron, or DSP?
 
Jon manages to put out a game jam before blowy Zoe and he didn't even request gibs to do it.
Wait...wasn’t he involved in one with her that ended up failing because corporate shenanigans or something? I feel like I read about that before really knowing about either of them.
 
Wait...wasn’t he involved in one with her hmthat ended up failing because coprate shenanigans or something? I feel like I read about that before really knowing about either of them.

Yep he and Zoe were on the Polaris game jam or whatever it was called and Zoe went in from the get go looking to fuck it up and it's known that Jon does not like Zoe because of that experience.
 
Have you noticed that everyone that tried to fuck with Jontron has fallen from grace? Destiny? Cancelled for being a neoliberal dummy and became the laughing stock of the Left. Yooka-Leyle? The game was meh and got mediocre reviews. Normal Boots? Their site was literally imploding for the ProJared shit. Looks like Jon "Aryan Race" Jafari is protected by Nazi black magic lmao
Jontron is living proof that Cancel Culture is a paper tiger
 
I've always wondered just how game jams actually work (aside from not working when Zoe's cramming dicks in her face). If each team were given a couple extra days to polish and such, each game could have been a $1 special on Steam, or something, and they'd all make a killing.
 
Yep he and Zoe were on the Polaris game jam or whatever it was called and Zoe went in from the get go looking to fuck it up and it's known that Jon does not like Zoe because of that experience.

In addition, Chelsea got her soyboytoy Nathan Grayson to write a Kotaku article painting her as the poor helpless damsel who just wanted to make a game but was stopped by some darn dirty producer who had the nerve to ask her to cut her shit out and stop making it all about her.

The leaked CON chats later had Chelsea bragging about how she purposely tried to sabotage it to get her attention and because it was competition for her own "Rebel Jam" (It's coming you guise I swear!)
 
Ostatnio edytowane:
When can we actually play these games though?
Here you go!
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