📚 Megathread Jonathan Yaniv's disgusting hatchet vagina

[Baloney Face]

Why don't we establish unclit as terminology for stuff like that?

I agree in a general way, but "unclit" aleady means something else and there is only one. 8)

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

I agree in a general way, but "unclit" aleady means something else and there is only one. 8)

Yeah and as a confirmed victim of yellow fever that avatar of his gives me nightmares--well played unclit, well played.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Did it rot off? I was under the impression he tore it off from overly vigorous attempted masturbation. Or at least that was the story. Perhaps rot also involved somehow?

Of course it was never really a clit. Maybe the body just rejected it.

I might be responsible for you having that idea, I made a joke in my post of the cum-shooting botched neovag that someone should send this to Yaniv (in mindcraft) and watch him tear his frankenpussy apart trying to masturbate like this guy and cum again.

He had lost his fake clit well before this point however as he confessed to one of his catfishers. It had never healed properly (because Yaniv is Yaniv, a filthy lazy animal) and died, rotted and fell off.

Why don't we establish unclit as terminology for stuff like that?

Hey come on now, do I really deserve THAT? I know my username is now associated with a literal motherfucker, but all of the tranny butcher jobs as well? That's just cold, fams!

 

[glass_houses]

How about zomclit?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Clisn't

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

Clain't.

 

[Autistic Joe]

He had lost his fake clit well before this point however as he confessed to one of his catfishers. It had never healed properly (because Yaniv is Yaniv, a filthy lazy animal) and died, rotted and fell off.

I kinda figured it just ran away first chance it got.

 

[A Traveler]

Neoclit?

 

[Autistic Joe]

Anticlit?

 

[Short Stack]

Clit Deadwood

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

I-can't-believe-its-not-a-clit!

 

[Baloney Face]

Why invent a new word? It's a mutilated penis fragment.
If you like, use medical Latin to specify exactly which fragment.

 

[ScooterL]

How about "scab"?

 

[Jacknife]

Why invent a new word? It's a mutilated penis fragment.
If you like, use medical Latin to specify exactly which fragment.

mutilated penis fragment is just to clunky.

What about nonclit, can expanded to other stugg like nongina.

 

[Hammerstein]

mutilated penis fragment is just to clunky.

What about nonclit, can expanded to other stugg like nongina.

Wound.

 

[Baloney Face]

"Mutilated penis fragment" isn't short and punchy, so it makes you stop and think about the horror of what you are describing. Which is what you should do.

But "fake clit" is OK if you're really in a hurry.

Having a single word for it implies something normal that should exist, like arm, leg, dick, clit, etc.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Glans, I think. Or severed bellend.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

"Mutilated penis fragment" isn't short and punchy, so it makes you stop and think about the horror of what you are describing. Which is what you should do.

But "fake clit" is OK if you're really in a hurry.

Having a single word for it implies something normal that should exist, like arm, leg, dick, clit, etc.

Fake clit would just make you think of those fake skin sex toys though…just call it MPF.

 

[Autistic Joe]

But "fake clit" is OK if you're really in a hurry.

Fake clit would just make you think of those fake skin sex toys though…just call it MPF.

Wait I think I got it- "FAKLIT" (tm)

And it even sounds like something you'd see advertised on late-night infomercials... the FAKLIT 9000, You Can Fake-it with a Faklit, get yours today! But wait, there's more! If you order in the next 30 minutes, we'll even throw in this handy Dilating Tool and our free "Coping & Seething" guide.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

Clain't.

I like this one so well I'm heading off to Urban Dictionary in the hopes that it will make me famous. Kiwifuzz I could not have done this without you.

Salut!