🦊 Furry Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[Cyber Bowling]

Some of the other conversations have a similar bent of her being cute and silly. But some others also don't, I kind of feel like the writing is a little uneven generally. Knowing how games like this are usually handled I'm guessing there were a couple of writers handling the dialogue and they had different interpretations of what the character bible said about her.

Uneven is a good way of putting it, and I very much suspect it's a case of different writers handling things in different ways. I don't think it helped that, since the idea of having a hub/central camp for dialogue to naturally occur, dialogue was written in a way where it could just sorta...randomly happen, whether it matches up with what you're doing or not. With a few exceptions, some of the NPCs had specific triggers based on hit points. But there's nothing like Mass Effect or Kotor, where you'd enter the ship after certain story beats and the NPCs would be chatting with themselves about whatever just happened. I think it leads to a lot of the companion/companion dialogue leaning more towards the "jokier" side of things. It's also why dialogue is (almost) always one on one.

Even with set dialogue for non-party NPCs, the conversations don't really flow as well as they do by today's standards, with NPCs interjecting with a line here or there, but the other NPC either not responding or just brushing it aside to avoid creating additional branches. I'm guessing it was a technical limitation more than anything else, since I noticed some of the new characters from the remastered version get around some of these limitations just fine.

There's also the fact there's permadeath and the limited party size. A big thing hub areas like the Normandy or Ebon Hawk do is allow your companions to still exist even if you never use them in your party. Non-active party members in BG just stand around waiting to be recruited again. Or sometimes just become entirely unavailable for the rest of the game. It's actually one of the (presumably) unintentionally funny things about finally rescuing Imoen in BG2. If your party is full and you don't want to kick anyone out for her, you basically tell her "I know you just lost your soul and we found out we're siblings, but you'll be fine getting out of this prison on your own, right?" and then you don't get the chance to add her until the second to last chapter. Not that you're missing much, since she has so little dialogue to begin with, since her rescue was supposed to end in her going full avater of Bhaal without her soul and being a boss fight.

All that being said, I'll also stand up for the game and say that I think the majority of the writing is pretty good, and I do think the game still holds up well today, even if it really shows its age. And while you wouldn't think it from how little Lily actually talks about it, there's a lot to say about the game. It's almost like he uses mods to remove any sort of challenge so he can just focus on incest fanfic and doesn't actually care about the series at all beyond that

 

[AMHOLIO]

but I have some strong feelings about Lily declaring Imoen a comfort character, because...she really isn't, if you actually like, play the game and read the dialogue, which I don't think Lily really does. I've mentioned before, but a lot of mod writers tend to write Imoen as overly playful, immature, cutesy, sometimes borderline manic pixie dream girl, which *maybe* fits her BG1 persona because she's arguably a blank enough slate where the cheery VA implies that sort of personality, but once she actually gets like...written lines and stuff, it really doesn't line up with the character.

This is how Peet writes 1/2 of his female leads. So, yes.

All that being said, I'll also stand up for the game and say that I think the majority of the writing is pretty good, and I do think the game still holds up well today, even if it really shows its age. And while you wouldn't think it from how little Lily actually talks about it, there's a lot to say about the game. It's almost like he uses mods to remove any sort of challenge so he can just focus on incest fanfic and doesn't actually care about the series at all beyond that

I'm highlighting thrse two quotes because that's all. It's no deeper than that. You and other BG lovers are champs for actually talking and caring about it, explaining to the rest of us the context this was all in, a deep game for a shallow idiot like Peet. If any passersby come, all they need to know is YES, YES HE IS. CD CALL IS STUPID AND WANTS TO RAPE A MANIC PIXIE DREAM SISTER GIRL AND HAVE HER AS A SLAVE.

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

Jax is apparently supposed to be a "boymoder" and goes by Lee IRL (once again Confirmed on Twitter), proving the poster's point that people are so hush hush about it to the point any "subtext" falls flat on its face unless you're of the group in question (I'd argue even further - if you're not exactly the kind of person Jax/Goose... Lily is).
You know, the one Lily tells to shut the fuck up.

What the fuck is a 'boymoder'?

A boymoder is transgender slang for a trans woman who presents as a man. This is often done while undergoing Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) but prior to, or intentionally delaying, coming out socially. People do this for safety, to avoid discrimination, or out of anxiety about passing.

So... a male, who identifies as a female, who identifies as a male.

I get it conceptually but this is incredibly confusing for anybody who isn't actually this deep in the trans community, and as far as the show itself goes, losing this information out is actively detrimental to the experience of the story.

Amusingly, this is exactly the kind of thing that Lily has previously complained about-- leaving vital information out of the actual work and expecting people to dig it up on your social media. Usually how gay a character is isn't vital, but in this case this actually breaks the experience of the story, this isn't a 'Dumbledore is gay but it never because in what circumstances would Harry learn that his 115=year-old headmaster is gay?', this is a legitimate point of confusion that can mar the active viewing experience. I know I was kind of scratching my head in the theater and decided to resolve my confusion by deciding his real problem is that his mother named him Leroy. Of course he had a complex. How manly is a kid named Leroy going to be?

I'm not going to get super upset about it because I don't think it breaks the entire narrative, but when you're spending time being confused that's emotional bandwidth you aren't spending on the characters.

Anyway it's just Lily's hyposcrisy. An actual, important reveal about a character's relationship to sexuality... and she sweeps it under the rug because the only reason anybody is upset is that Gooseworx is trans. Because people haven't been complaining about rampant queerbaiting and out-of-world coming out announcements for decades.

I don't know if Lily is trying to gaslight her audience and fish for virtue points, or is in such a bubble she somehow hasn't heard about this in the many, many properties where Hollywood has done ths. There's even a trope for it, how does she not know wabout this?!

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

Anonymous asked:
Out of all the rumors spread about you, which one is the funniest?


Any variation of "CD has this fetish! And this piece of art that doesn't contain that fetish is proof!"
So "CD wants to fuck a Gardevoir!" Points to my PG webcomic with zero Gardevoir fucking in it.
"CD's into sisterfucking!" Points to my multiple writing projects that contain zero sisterfucking.
They'll insist it's all some psyop or buried in the subtext, even though there is absolutely nothing stopping me from writing that kind of content if I wanted to.

Anonymous asked:
Stop forcing your wife to draw sister on sister incest porn for you


And is this sister on sister incest porn in the room with us now?

My favourite fanfics all have the following qualities

• Longer than War and Peace
• Technically well-written, but every decision for the plot was the absolute worst decision you could possibly make
• Intense amounts of psychic damage to the point it will be forever burned into my memory and qualify as a traumatic experience
• "I don't ship this, but pour the salt in my fucking eyes you pussy."
• Absolutely awful experience from start to finish, I will forever refer to it as "The Incident."

I'm assuming this is a 'couldn't waterboard that out of me' situation in regards to what fanfics they are, huh?

On the old blog I did a full summary of Sinners by Slash Firestorm. That was some quality garbage that left mental scars

Sinners by Slash Firestorm

When the Fan Pack dropped, here was a mention of Lily having admitted to liking Sinners in it. Sinners is a graphic smut fic written by Flash Firestorm, that depicts a sexual relationship between a Gardevoir and her trainer, who is the authors self insert. As of current, the bitch has 725 pages, and is unfinnished. Slash has his own ED page, but the imagery in it is NSFL, like seriously, it has a drawing of a Krilla getting fingered in it!!
I've been trying to find some kind of evidence of Lily talking about the story. I've thought this would be a fruitless search, and it definitely seemed that way, until I remembered that she had a post mentioning it on her Tumblr, made fucking 6 months ago!

I don't need to find the stream clip. I can delegate. Эй! @BrokenGlassofWater here's something to do. Go fetch Lily talking about this Pokemon porn fic. Please.

Oh, the Mega link didn't expire. I had it taken out to make room. I'm working on something to preserve the streams without having to rely on Mega storage.
But, in the meantime, here you go. MEGA LINK I assume this is the right one.

In other news:
Победа!
Nerd with a little boost from reacting to our Lily got monetized on YouTube. His one review of topical cartoon absolutely destroying anything Lily's done in months.

He is happy and its so nice to see him so excited. Good on ya, dude. See? Knew you could do it. Never lose that spark in you.

 

[BrokenGlassofWater]

Looking forward to everyone pretending the sequel to the "run over pedestrians" game they liked when they were 12 is the most important moment in gaming history

• CD-Call (BlueSky) - June 24, 2026

What the fuck is she on about now? The sequel to the "run over pedestrians" game?
Is she talking about Carmageddon? Because the sequel to that was Carmageddon II: Carpocalypse Now, which is on sale right now on Steam, but was made a long time ago. I think she's talking about Carmageddon: Rogue Shift (because that was released this year), and while I don't think the entire internet is going to lose their shit over it, I do think (at face value) the animation alone looks much better than the original games. I can see fans looking at this and getting excited about it.

CD-Call, are you being performative so people don't think you're a genocide enthusiast?
Yeah, I think you're just being performative so people don't think you're a genocide enthusiast.
Besides, you'd probably jerk off to the Carmageddon games if you imagine the pedestrians were cis white men (especially of the Republican persuasion) instead of zombies... or other minority demographics you're pretty adamant on hating, or worse.

If you aren’t wealthy, white, straight, and a man (and you must be ALL FOUR of those) then the Republicans are trying to kill you.
Kill them first.

• Lily Peet

Don't pretend the world forgot that shit, CD-Call, I don't care if you were going by another name at the time.

I don't need to find the stream clip. I can delegate. Эй! @BrokenGlassofWater here's something to do. Go fetch Lily talking about this Pokemon porn fic. Please.

I'll see what I can do.
No guarantees though, especially if the livestream was a long time ago, because the earliest livestream I've been able to get my hands on was when she was first going by CD-Call.

Oh, the Mega link didn't expire. I had it taken out to make room. I'm working on something to preserve the streams without having to rely on Mega storage.
But, in the meantime, here you go. I assume this is the right one.

Once I have a moment and can download the livestream, I'll see what I can do about extracting the transcript.
I just need the audio, at minimum, and I'll be able to see if this has the section AchtunaRoll was talking about.
Update: I got the transcript, but nothing about a Pokemon fanfiction comes up in this livestream. Does anyone remember the livestream date? I can check another stream, then, but I admit I've only been archiving when I can for the past year or so.

If you're concerned about storage, the WayBack Machine has proven to be an effective place to store videos, at least for me. Very rarely are videos removed, but usually because of a violation of some kind.
KiwiFarms recently had an update where I can upload livestreams as well, but they're low quality, due to the storage limit.

Just to be on the safe side, I'm saving a copy of the livestream to this post, since it's small enough.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Sinners by Slash Firestorm

Oh my god, not only is Slash Firestorm too creative and fun of a name for Lily to come up with, it's a reference to a fellow Gardivor fucker.

I've screenshotted the relevant ED parts of the article.

Spoiler: The Summary (contains sex)

This is the most relevant chapter from a Lily perspective:

Yes, Lily stole the mating bond idea of Gardivor here. Lily can't even come up with original stupid ideas!

And as for the technical side, here is their review (first two paragraphs) and an armchair psych analysis of why its popular:


So it's "technically well written" because the author abuses the thesaurus, uses purple prose, long filler, and switching POV every so often because fuck you. Gotcha. Thanks, CD-Call.

What the fuck is she on about now? The sequel to the "run over pedestrians" game?

Lily's whining about Grand Theft Auto 6. The people at school who were cool and bullied Lily liked it, and just like moviebob, she never got over it.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

What the fuck is she on about now? The sequel to the "run over pedestrians" game?

I'm assuming she's mocking the discussion around GTA6 since the GTA series is considered an important franchise.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Lily's whining about Grand Theft Auto 6. The people at school who were cool and bullied Lily liked it, and just like moviebob, she never got over it.

I bet he was absolutely shit at the game as well.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

What the fuck is she on about now? The sequel to the "run over pedestrians" game?
Is she talking about Carmageddon? Because the sequel to that was Carmageddon II: Carpocalypse Now, which is on sale right now on Steam, but was made a long time ago. I think she's talking about Carmageddon: Rogue Shift (because that was released this year), and while I don't think the entire internet is going to lose their shit over it, I do think (at face value) the animation alone looks much better than the original games. I can see fans looking at this and getting excited about it.

CD-Call, are you being performative so people don't think you're a genocide enthusiast?
Yeah, I think you're just being performative so people don't think you're a genocide enthusiast.
Besides, you'd probably jerk off to the Carmageddon games if you imagine the pedestrians were cis white men (especially of the Republican persuasion) instead of zombies... or other minority demographics you're pretty adamant on hating, or worse.

Peet is talking about GTA6 and their hatred toward it because it was the thing cool kids and their bullies liked while everyone mocked them for liking Family Guy and KH. The issue is people aren't talking about the game itself, though. They are talking about how much they are getting fucked over by not having a disc in the physical release because of some bullshit Rockstar or T2 came up with because Nintendo did it first. Despite again being one of the most hated decisions within the audience. Something that this fuckface will not look into because they already hate the gaming audience. So why should they come to play defense to one of the few games they despise.

They are smart enough to put this bullshit in a big release so it doesn't get shit all over by the audience because the casuals don't care. This clown to this date will never accept that GTA is a household name, and all the posturing will not change the fact that it does bring attention whenever a game comes out.

Yes actually, but you can't blow yourself up just yet. That's for the Imoen video. Which you already expected a lot of pushback on. It's going to be entertaining to see what kind of pushback you get and you realizing they are not playing into your humiliation kink.

 

[ÁchtunaRoll]

Anonymous asked:


Have you ever considered writing a long-form story based on the abuse you suffered?


Yeah sure, let's be vulnerable to an audience that's 80% unobservant dipsticks, 10% people who have the context to appreciate it, and 5% loud and obsessive fascist losers who read everything I do in extremely bad faith.


That sounds like a great way to have a miserable rest of the decade.

Is the thread regulars the other unaccounted for 5% Lily?

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

But why mentioning facists?
Isn't just enough writing losers in that ask?
Lily, do you have any resemblance of reality at this point?

 

[Duine In Cudromach]

Oh my god, not only is Slash Firestorm too creative and fun of a name for Lily to come up with, it's a reference to a fellow Gardivor fucker.

Of course Lily couldn't come up with a name as great as Slash Firestorm.

I was trying to read through those chapter descriptions at the eye doctor right as the dilation drops kicked in, and my capacity to process words visually rapidly deteriorated. I choose to blame the content of what I was reading and not the pharmaceutical intervention.

I tried to look it up for myself to find a sample and verify what Lily believes qualifies as 'technically well written', but the age verification screen glitched and wouldn't allow me past it. I believe this is my computer's method of expressing love and care.

I did, however, notice this from the posted review:



So that explains a few things.

Yes, Lily stole the mating bond idea of Gardivor here. Lily can't even come up with original stupid ideas!

I shouldn't be surprised and yet I am still astounded by just how little capacity for creativity Lily has. It also makes me question the few times I've praised her for having 'interesting ideas but no ability to execute', which actually makes a ton of sense from a creative mind.

One of Lily's biggest problems as a creative is that she only skims the surface-level meaning of any and everything she does, and makes a ton of sense given ther her creative endeavors are so rooted in tropes. She picks up an idea that she likes the surface-level execution and runs with it. And t hen it turns out that id eson't actually make sense in the context of her work, so rather than asking real questions about implications or doing something really crazy like extrapolating meaning and figuring out a similar plot point that accomplishes the purpose or emotional impact of what she was enjoying, she just makes up increasingly nonsensical excuses because she doesn't care what the purpose of the original decision was, only that it made her feel a partiular way so if she shoves it into her work it will naturally translate.

I would be interested in knowing where her fixation on mutism actually comes from, or where the rest of the worldbuilding that isn't from Elite: Dangerous originates from in Into the Void. This revelation that even the mating bond wasn't her idea is amazing.

(And just to confirm-- Sinners started posting no later than 2008. Lily absolutely stole the concepts.)

But why mentioning facists?
Isn't just enough writing losers in that ask?
Lily, do you have any resemblance of reality at this point?

Because it's the word of the day. 'Homophobe' is all but powerless, 'racist' is losing is impact, misogyny' and 'transmigosyny' are still go-tos but not as useful to her as they used to been. Hell, even Nazi is kind of losing its luster (especially in the states, where the left has to justify rallying behind a guy who proudly wore a Nazi tattoo on his chest until it was politically inconvenient). 'Fascist' is also falling out of style in the broader public, in no small part because literally nobody can define it but among leftists it still holds the power to shut down all conversation, and since Lily exists in her own bubble of retarded leftists it's a go-to epithet.

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

A big thing hub areas like the Normandy or Ebon Hawk do is allow your companions to still exist even if you never use them in your party. Non-active party members in BG just stand around waiting to be recruited again. Or sometimes just become entirely unavailable for the rest of the game.

That was one thing I really liked about Jagged Alliance 2 (the tactical RPG that all tactical RPG's want to be when they grow up) at the time; mercenaries weren't all lined up and waiting for you to offer a contract, there was a chance they were out on other jobs and you had to leave voicemails in hopes they'd respond. Also, if you didn't specifically set orders or squad assignments for them, they got bored real fast. They also didn't mind letting you know if they thought you were proceeding poorly with the job.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Let's also be an asshole to everyone that shows a remote interest in you or tries to be with you because you can't stop being you for one fucking minute and loosen the goddamn knife you call ego off your hand. You want to know why you continue being a miserable prick? This shit. You can't fathom the idea of being wrong. You can't fathom the idea of admitting you don't know everything. And you can't fathom the idea that you can't control everything.

You already have a miserable decade. And instead of sounding strong, you sound pathetic since lying is all you know. Manipulating is all you have. You can't allow others to be at your level at the end of the day. We don't need another "feel sorry for me" story for you since the only times we have seen the real you have been horrifying.

No matter what other word you pick to describe your enemies. There's one enemy you can't name-call or put a tag on: you.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Two words; Lover's Lab.

Lover's Lab is kinda like masturbation; we all know ya dun it, it's just a matter of how much you admit to it.

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what's that?

Even more proof that Lily doesn't believe in subtext, or is too stupid to realize her writing might come off as a little creepy to some people.

Has Lily made so much as a single video in the last few years that she didn't stop to go on a tangent about her life?

 

[MazonLabs Recruitment Rep]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what's that?

Reader's Digest: It's where to go if you want your game to have explicit fetish content mods, especially Bethesda games.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Is the thread regulars the other unaccounted for 5% Lily?

It's probably Mikay alone, since only about 20 people read her trash.

I tried to look it up for myself to find a sample and verify what Lily believes qualifies as 'technically well written', but the age verification screen glitched and wouldn't allow me past it. I believe this is my computer's method of expressing love and care.

It likely is. Just reading the content, my eyes glazed over too.

Even more proof that Lily doesn't believe in subtext, or is too stupid to realize her writing might come off as a little creepy to some people.

I have an alternate explanation: Lily decided that the best way to be an exhibitionist and make people uncomfortable (an explict thing Lily said Lily likes) was to do a very classic maneuver, called "I am not touching you!" in playground taunts. Where it is a violation of space technically and still a pain, but by technciality, they are not lying or breaking the rules.

It's an elaborate ruse to keep people reading her incest fics and getting comfortable with the concept of it or to constantly be icked out and Lily gets the ultimate power of yelling that she is untouchable, you cannot stop her, you're wrong, I am perfect, you are obsessed. Lily knows it is incest, but is so happy you can't do anything about it since Lily wrote it so it is technically not incest.

Lily can't grasp subtext either, but she's a different kind of retard for that.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I have an alternate explanation: Lily decided that the best way to be an exhibitionist and make people uncomfortable (an explict thing Lily said Lily likes) was to do a very classic maneuver, called "I am not touching you!" in playground taunts. Where it is a violation of space technically and still a pain, but by technciality, they are not lying or breaking the rules.

It's an elaborate ruse to keep people reading her incest fics and getting comfortable with the concept of it or to constantly be icked out and Lily gets the ultimate power of yelling that she is untouchable, you cannot stop her, you're wrong, I am perfect, you are obsessed. Lily knows it is incest, but is so happy you can't do anything about it since Lily wrote it so it is technically not incest.

There's a reason why people like Crispy, Sai, and even Joon to an extent get under their skin. All 3 of them can do something about it. And that's either documenting with little reaction for people to see how much of a retard Peet is, removing control away from them, or letting others clown on them without any chance for reprisal.

Both share the same result, the loss of control. Peet enjoys playing the ruse because they get the power to decide the reaction and play them like a fiddle. But what happens when you meet people who don't give a fuck or think you're a clown that they get more out of you hitting where it hurts?

That's what gets this fuckface worked up. The fact all three of them are genuinely untouchable by Peet and can make money at their expense or further drag their brand through the mud.

 

[John Hunger]

You couldn't make this shit up if you tried.

At this point being a "fan" of Jerry is like going to that restaurant where you pay to get treated like shit by the staff. Except it's done unironically.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

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Is the thread regulars the other unaccounted for 5% Lily?

I'm, quite frankly, insulted that Lily thinks we make up for such a small amount of her fanbase. Nobody's been more loyal to you than us, Lorch!