🐮 Lolcow Jason Genova - Failed bodybuilder, Star Wars enthusiast and massive sperg

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Lenny is down! I repeat, Lenny is DOWN!

Dumbass decided to work out in heatstroke weather.


His sentient tumorous gut will take him from us soon, but not til after the Ruby!

Of course Jason immediately draws attention back to himself.
 
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I am going to laugh my arse off when Jason comes last at the Ruby. Or no one turns up and he automatically wins. It is always a pleasure to see that year after year.

He has been doing it for a LONG time. Yet can be outdone by someone within 4 years because he cant control himself. I can't wait for the Lenny film and his sperging out!
 
BatChatillon powiedział(a):
RIP Rich Piana, no chance for a slap box rematch with Jason Genova
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I wonder how Rich Piana never had a thread here. Guy was basically a lolcow and proud of it (although he was entertaining and insightful as hell, too). Although he also was rich as fuck and a successful businessman. He had the properties of a lolcow but also was the exact opposite of a lolcow. Like an enigma.

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More and more body builders are getting the bubble belly, believed to be from combining HGH with insulin and steroids, but Big Lenny's is one of the most severe and awkward instances I've seen.
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Why anyone would want to abuse insulin + HGH and get that kind of a gut is beyond me. It's disgusting and you can die so easily from abusing insulin (i.e. Dallas McCarver)
 
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Lenny is back on his feet.


And here's a gayass training montage that Jason made. FOUR DAYS TO THE RUBY!

 

he admits his drug stack and claims that halotestin, an unbelievably powerful androgenic steroid with major side effects of aggression, calms him down.
 
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZxeKzkhMMH/

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The Dude powiedział(a):
Get swoll! Sick gains! Use the Force! Execute Order 66!
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Joke about "Order 66" all you like, fact is Jason Genova has what every ween and tryhard faggot on the Interbutts has ever wanted: an ACTUAL Personal Army that can be called on to harass, dox and DDOS anyone their Pisslord and master points to.

Fucked if I understand how. The man has negative charisma.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan powiedział(a):
Why anyone would want to abuse insulin + HGH and get that kind of a gut is beyond me. It's disgusting and you can die so easily from abusing insulin (i.e. Dallas McCarver)
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It's for the same reason that they take diuretics and literally don't drink water for two days before a show. Guys have literally fainted and died on stage from the heat of the lights alone and people were more concerned where they could get their hands on those diuretics because of how ripped they looked.

Or how they try to get by with using steroids but hopefully either they don't test for those particular ones or they've "washed them out" of their system before the show. Tumors, cancer, kidney, lung, liver and heart damage. All are possible under this but there's a chance in taking steroids that you'll get these conditions and maybe die.

And once you get down to it, it's money. The better your score at one of these things then comes the endorsements which can make you rich. Go on a little more and you could parlay that into a career beyond bodybuilding. Just look at Arnold Schwarzenegger. He went from Mr. Olympia to actor, to Governator. And all of it without being able to speak proper English.
 
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