Tactical Victory Jace's back in the game (edit: not anymore, YOUNG MAN)

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I get the feeling this had more to do with him swearing and screaming at his computer like a sped once she let him play again.

Gail: Young man, I may regret this but you can have your games back

Jace: Fuc-Uh, fricking sweet! Thanks mom!

- Jace runs up to his room and slams the door -

"Taha, yeah. My BITCH mom finally caved... I know, right?"

"... yeah- WHAT THE FUCK? I AM NOT OF ISLAMIC INFLUENCE! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU"

"Faggot.... faggot.... FAGGOT!"

"SHUTUPSHUTUP. I'm going to find you and put a fucking bullet in your head. I AM THE NIGHT OF THE DEATH THAT WHICH YOU WILL BE AND/OR CRYING TO! AS SUCH"

"TAHAAAAAA... realistic"

 
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Jace @ParkourDude91 · 2h
Update: My mom has taken away gaming privileges yet again. I still have no access to camera. Back to square 0 thanks you fucking exceptional individual.
Jace @ParkourDude91 · 2h
@SeriousSlav She is a bitch that's what happened. "Changed her mind" after thinking about it because she doesnt like violent games.

back out of the game
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Well those mice almost made it to safety. It looks like Gail has unintentionally started the science again. They were so close to being left to infest Eli's house in peace.
 
DeagleDad420 powiedział(a):
Getting large quantities of mice on short notice is NOT difficult. The fuckers breed like crazy, like I said, and pet stores generally have way more than they can sell at any given time. They'd probably be happy to have 30 or 40 taken off their hands.
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Reptile supply stores usually sell feeder mice and rats by the dozens. They have entire bins for breeding those guys. Depending where you're at, they also may carry lizards (usually anoles), rabbits and chickens for feeders too. Dead or alive.

IIRC Jace said on Twitter that Eli was investigating fast food chains in Palestine. Specifically Palestine, not Israel, which means he apparently crossed the border or this is another FALSE FLAG by Jace.
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Well, Jace is an idiot so you'll have to take anything he says with a grain of salt, but yes it would be possible for Eli to get into the West Bank from Israel. There are checkpoints, but with a valid tourist visa you take a bus or taxi from Jerusalem to Ramallah with no problems. They even have Biblical tour crap to capitalize on American tourists. Now if Eli was a Palestinian, that might complicate things. Actually, I have a friend going back to Ramallah this week, I should just ask him if anything has changed.
 
Seriously, what 23 year old grown ass man gets grounded? He's 23 years old! If it were any other guy he'd be like "Yeah right, Mom" and go back to playing his games.
 
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Seriously, what 23 year old grown ass man gets grounded? He's 23 years old! If it were any other guy he'd be like "Yeah right, Mom" and go back to playing his games.
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MhmcV+
 
hurrhurrhurr powiedział(a):
Would she let him play Bible Advantures?
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Of course Gail wouldn't let Jace to play any of the famous Biblical games, let alone any titles he actually knows. She'd go to a proper Christian store and ask for spiritually enriching game disks for these newfangled computer machine thingies. ...actually it'd be hilarious if Gail would buy some terrible shovelware title and revoke Jace's computer privileges until he'd livestream/LP that game under her supervision.
 
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Of course Gail wouldn't let Jace to play any of the famous Biblical games, let alone any titles he actually knows. She'd go to a proper Christian store and ask for spiritually enriching game disks for these newfangled computer machine thingies. ...actually it'd be hilarious if Gail would buy some terrible shovelware title and revoke Jace's computer privileges until he'd livestream/LP that game under her supervision.
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You know if this happend he would do a bait and switch, starting the LP of Super Noahs Ark 3d (Now on steam!) but then switching over to something exciting when BITCH MOM WITH STINK PUSSY was not looking.
 
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