CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace sends his retarded friend to Palestine to kill the prime minister

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DeagleDad420 powiedział(a):
He said he was $500 away, meaning he probably already has a lot of money saved up.
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I'm sure that leaves lots of money to buy airsoft weapons, gamersnax, and Semper Fidelis bread knives. Thinking things through is apparently not his strong point. :roll:

Robert is probably going to end up finding out, if he hasn't read Jace's Twatter account today. :jace:

SilentObserver powiedział(a):
Aah, you beat me to it.
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LOL sorry bro. Speaking of which, are there any sperm banks that provide Juggalo and anime/furry material to those wishing to donate? I'm just a little bit curious about that.
 
Even if Jace were to somehow miraculously not get raped by the TSA while leaving the country, he'd be travelling to what is easily one of the most touchy countries in the free world. Israeli border control are notoriously strict - someone as patently insane as Jace would not be able to get in.
That said, can you guys imagine how hilarious it'd be if Jace ended up wandering the red light district of Tel Aviv, screaming at anyone who couldn't speak English and being chased by armed police?
 
I really doubt he actually has Tyce and Eli's support in this. Either that or they really are exceptional.
 
This could be merged with the other "jace is trying to do somethin ridiculous in the Middle East" thread cause all replies are pretty much the same.
 
Based on his streams, I believe that Jace actually has mysterious superpowers. When an airmarshal shoots him in the face, he'll just declare "Wow! That's unrealistic to me!" And suddenly he will be unharmed, with the marshal unconsious on the floor. When it's time to cross the border to Gaza he'll exclaim "I can parkour over this fence!" And will suddenly be on the other side. When he waltzes right into the PNO's headquarters he'll yell "Time to finish the fight!" And the entire Muslim population of the region will drop dead. He will then parkour over the Mediterranean and back over the Atlantic, ready to take five and deal with the homefront.
 
Absinthe powiedział(a):
I know that this site attracts the very cream of trollshielders, shitposters and point-and-laughs; but if we've picked up on Jace's masterplan to make an attempt on the life of a world leader, I'm sure the wise and benevolent people-watchers in the US government are fully aware as well.
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Insane as he may be, he probably realizes on some level that his plans will not work. He's more than likely just fuming because he is off his meds again.
 
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