CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace cut down his Internet with a knife, Eli went to the hospital from parkour.

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Captain Pronin powiedział(a):
It was the night before Christmas.
And all were asleep.
Not a creature was stirring.
Not even a mouse.
Except for Eli who crashed into a fucking table and woke the entire town up.
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"SANTA IS A MUSLIM COMMUNIST!" is the last thing he said,
As he slammed the floor with his head.
His parents nodded sadly and said
"Maybe we'll just go back to bed."
 
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"SANTA IS A MUSLIM COMMUNIST!" is the last thing he said,
As he slammed the floor with his head.
His parents nodded sadly and said
"Maybe we'll just go back to bed."
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As the the scent ganja went through their noses
Fear quivered through their tosies
"Fucking hell, he's addicted" they said
And they dragged Eli to hospital by the head.
 
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