Isabella Janke's Defenders/Simps - The Gunt, the Dick and the Gator: 'Why, Who and What?'

[.moe]

Imagine your Bella thirst posts being on par with current year /b/.
How embarassing.

 

[King Ethanol Liver Ralph]

She sure is their kind of person. Are they trying to build a league of supervillains or something?
Too bad you're a few years late, Ralph! This one has already made it past high school!

 

[Dyn]

Imagine getting yeeted by John Walker "Brianna Wu" Flynt.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aS94HMBDamkConsider that "she" also towers over him by over a foot in height. He must look like a munchkin standing next to her.

Femdommed right out the door by beautiful gamergate queen Brianna Wu.

 

[Carmine]

Get Bella on the Killstream and make it a pay per view event. Gunt would have enough money to handle all his legal troubles. Get on it Ralph!

 

[TurkishOreo]

How the fuck can you defend boiling a live hamster, then eating it lol

You forgot,

a. GLOWIE PARENTS
b. 8 hamsters, a cat and a dog
c.aused a suicide
d.isgusting toe fungus
e.xtremely disgustin fetishes

f. She is dirtier than Chris.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

Do they even know she's a full on lesbian who would only want to ass-to-ass another chick instead of washed-up male losers in their late 30s?:

[EDIT]: I got this screenshot from an archive of her now protected twitter, @kell3osb0rn, https://archive.ph/yRRwe, archived 1 August 2021.

 

[AnOminous]

Nah Dick and Ralph want to dunk on Null. They will defend her to the death.

Imagine thinking that tanking your own brand, ending up going from "Dick Masterson" to being permanently known as pedo king "Diddler Dax" is somehow dunking on Null.

 

[king of pickles]

Do they even know she's a full on lesbian who would only want to ass-to-ass another chick instead of washed-up male losers in their late 30s?:
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The last one was probably called SheShatForILJ

 

[Traumatized]

Always cancer, never change

 

[sadtusk]

d.isgusting toe fungus

If Ethan, Dick and Gator knew about her toes, I wonder how they'd even defend that.
They'd probably just say it couldn't be true because they feel like it.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

I will never not be astounded by Gator's stupidity.

 

[.moe]

ensuring another generation of alogs know who he is, smart move.

 

[thismanlies]

Do they even know she's a full on lesbian who would only want to ass-to-ass another chick instead of washed-up male losers in their late 30s?:
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Gunt wouldn't hesitate to sacrifice Pantsu to her.

 

[Sasha]

That's awkward. Chris/Bella shit is sordid but this is mainly pathetic sad and boring.

 

[TayandYou]

Do you think either of them will successfully get Bella on their show?

 

[Slimy Time]

And this is the sort of stuff that made me unsub Masterson and stop watching his shit for ages.
Edit: Matter of fact, should probably change the username as well. Just...can't be fucked.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Dax has been a lolcow for years at this point. He got weirdly obsessed with that creepy Cuties movie and now seems to think weening is heroic.

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

Ethan and Dick are probably uploading videos of themselves petting cats as we speak.

How desperate do you have to be to overlook pants-shitting, rotting feet and psychopathy in a potential boyfriend-free girl?

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

dick masterson is a bloated faggot who thinks that shrieking loudly is equivalent to comedy

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

This isn't about Bella this is about clout and a dunk, they both know null doesn't want to touch anything about Bellas gayop with a shitty stick, yet gunt & dick will defend her honour and try and get views, because they both know if they got her on their show they would reap new viewers.
Shame really that this started because a retard raped his mom, but they can't see past Chris' terrible and jail worthy offence and think this is about kf being upset and trying to downplay what Chris' did.
It's about a fungal infection psycho you stupid twats.
Shame too I don't mind dick but in this case he's being... Well a dick.
Gunt can just fuck off he's an assmad lolcow.