Is Philip a cursed name? - Any other cursed names?

[Eryngium]

I mean we have shitty vidya Phil, dig a gaping wound in my crotch Phil, childmolester phil, rape advocate phil, teen titans fan club phil, rat king backed phil, that one teacher phil, that one kid that watched you pee in kindergarten phil, and the list goes on and on.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

IMO Josh is more cursed

 

[uncleShitHeel]

I know a couple of cool Phil's and bear named Phil. The bear is a pathological liar, but he's a funny guy.

 

[Judge Holden]

I asked this question myself months ago on chat. Consensus IIRC was "probably yea"

 

[Zack the ripper]

yes

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Kurt also seems like a cursed name.

We're just waiting for the current one to anhero.

 

[DudeWithTheFood]

I'd believe it. I mean, there was a really unlucky Phil that got stuck in the 21st century.

Poor bastard never stood a chance.

 

[Black Waltz]

what about lester

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Petition to rename Kiwifarms to Philpharms

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I'd believe it. I mean, there was a really unlucky Phil that got stuck in the 21st century.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a30TDr3wgHs
Poor bastard never stood a chance.

I don't think there is any form of torture quite like a live action Disney/Nickelodeon kids show.

 

[DumbDosh]

I'd believe it. I mean, there was a really unlucky Phil that got stuck in the 21st century.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a30TDr3wgHs
Poor bastard never stood a chance.

If you call having godlike technological powers at your disposal in a time where nobody else has them and also having a hot blonde that's super into you unlucky then you must've never had an unlucky day in your life.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I don't think there is any form of torture quite like a live action Disney/Nickelodeon kids show.

Speds like them.

Only speds.

 

[Slamerella]

what about lester

I knew a guy named Lester. Probably an actual pedophile considering he hit on me a lot and i felt it was really creepy because he said "age is just a number" plenty of times i brought up that i was, at the time, 16. And 16 being a number wasn't the reason i brought it up.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Chris is also cursed.

 

[Slap47]

The universe hates Phils. Guy leaves his empire feeling as though he oversaw its decline and leaves behind an inbred freak of a son to cement that decline.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

The best example of a cursed name surely has to be Adolf.

I doubt anyone here can think of a better example of a name that parents avoid like the plague when deciding what to call their children, and it can't just be because of the negative association either, because there are plenty of names that are shared by some very horrible people that are still popular with parents to this day (like Joseph, for instance, a name shared by both Stalin and Goebbels, who were arguably just as evil as Hitler, if not more).

 

[AnOminous]

Everyone named Alex is a lolcow (other than Alexander the Great).

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Zach, specifically with an H, is the most cursed name I've come across. Whenever I meet a Zach it's like playing bingo with mental illnesses and cult affiliations.

Dave is 50/50. There are wonderful blessed Daves that make the world better, or there are absolute fucking shitbag Daves. It's one or the other.

Everyone named Alex is a lolcow (other than Alexander the Great).

I've had the opposite experience, every Alex I know is a really cool person. Of course everyone says Kevin is a cursed name too and I've only met cool Kevins.

 

[Gus]

Well, one of my dearest friends is named Phil, and my favorite musician has always been Phil Ochs, so to me personally, not really.

 

[Acceptable]

my friends roommates names is Nestor. the name just makes me gag thinking of it.