Is Lydia cheating on me?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Everytime I stop by Breezehome, I see at least two guards walk out looking very satisfied.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

It's essentially guaranteed. Burn her alive.

 

[frozenrunner]

She's taking their loads though she's sworn to carry your burdens. Smdh.

Take her into a dungeon and walk her into a trap.

 

[Least Concern]

She's taking their loads though she's sworn to carry your burdens. Smdh.

lol nice one. Did you come up with that?

"Lydia" is a pretty name. I may name/may have already named one of my daughters that. (I suppose it would be weird if I named more than one of my daughters that.)

 

[SITHRAK!]

Lydia belongs to the Nords.

 

[Red Hood]

Getting cucked by Lydia when you could be eternally simping for Serana SMDH

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

That's what happens when you get together with Whiterun's shared bicycle.

 

[Divine right to rule]

She is carrying half the towns "burden" within her while you adventure with her.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Show her that the old songs are true. The Dragonborn Cums.

Also something about the Dragonborn being a shouter rather than a moaner.

 

[stares at error messages]

It's essentially guaranteed. Burn her alive.

Good advice. Stoning works too.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Show her that the old songs are true. The Dragonborn Cums.

Also something about the Dragonborn being a shouter rather than a moaner.

Our hero, our hero, claims a warrior's heart
I tell you, I tell you, the Dragonborn cums
With a voice wielding power of the ancient nord arts

Believe, believe, the Dragonborn cums
It's an end to the evil of all Skyrim's foes
Beware, beware, the Dragonborn cums
For the darkness has passed, and the legend yet grows

You'll know, you'll know, the Dragonborn's cum.