IRREFUTABLE PROOF that Michelle Obama IS A MAN - Your hands will now testify against Michelle Obama every time you look at them

[Wendy Wheelchair]

 

[William F. Clinton]

Michelle Obama framemoggs everyone viewing this thread.

Look at those traps!

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

The truth is actually more unflattering

That is just how black women tend to look.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

May just be a BIG BITCH.

Many such cases among black people.

 

[A-Stump]

Remember when that bitch got cartoons taken down for a day?

What kind of a hag does that

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Remember when that bitch got cartoons taken down for a day?

What kind of a hag does that

 

[Fascist Frederick]

It's Big Mike!

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

If Michael Obama is trans and Barack is gay then who were their kid's real parents?

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

If Michael Obama is trans and Barack is gay then who were their kid's real parents?

Unironically this is the aspect that makes me believe this theory the most. Watch the video.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

to be fair my biological mother was 6'2" and sounded like a troon (this is relevant so it is not a powerlevel)

 

[I'm a Silly]

If Michael Obama is trans and Barack is gay then who were their kid's real parents?

interesting -- https://archive.ph/rV1Su | https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46154857

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Unironically this is the aspect that makes me believe this theory the most. Watch the video.
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Genetics wise, Barack is pretty unique. East African Kenyan is completely different than west African, which is what most African Americans are related to. His mom was a white as snow Kansas woman.

And Michelle is just, garden-variety black. Simple slave blood, but as American as it gets almost.

If somebody wanted to take the time, they could find the European, western and eastern African features on their kids. But like, it’s all so 10 years ago now.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Genetics wise, Barack is pretty unique. East African Kenyan is completely different than west African, which is what most African Americans are related to. His mom was a white as snow Kansas woman.

And Michelle is just, garden-variety black. Simple slave blood, but as American as it gets almost.

If somebody wanted to take the time, they could find the European, western and eastern African features on their kids. But like, it’s all so 10 years ago now.

I don't get it. Are you saying that in favor of the Obama daughters not being their genetic offspring or in favor of them actually being Barrack and Michelle's genetic offspring?

 

[The Great Ducktator]

I don't get it. Are you saying that in favor of the Obama daughters not being their genetic offspring or in favor of them actually being Barrack and Michelle's genetic offspring?

Kenyan-American/Afro-American hybrids are relatively rare. The Obamas would have had to find and adopt two of them for the daughters to have the best chances of looking like their hypothetical real children.

Michelle Obama framemoggs everyone viewing this thread.

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Look at those traps!

If Michelle Obama were a man and actively trying to hide that fact with a team of experts, she would never walk around like this. You can't claim that Michelle coordinates her dress with another woman to appear more feminine at a minor event and then dresses to emphasize her huge shoulders in a far more important event.

 

[Taser Confetti]

Black women just look like that bro.

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

In this house we call him Big Mike

Edit: Fuuuuck @Fascist Frederick beat me to it.

 

[We Are The Witches]

No, she is a woman.

To OP: this is what happens when you watch too much anime.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

No, she is a woman.

To OP: this is what happens when you watch too much anime.

Then explain

 

[Skitarii]

I'm a firm believer in the theory that Obama is actually Lolo Soetoro's son and his mom cheated

 

[Coldgrip]

Seems legit.