IRL Identification of Bella and friends

[Margarine is Fake and Gay]

Are all Zoomers that short?

Only the dysgenic 56%ers.

 

[VHD2012]

I mean I've felt the same but I feel like us autistically working each other up won't help much.

This is fucking weird, I'm not gonna power level but I'm like getting Deja Vu from scents and tastes while I read more on her.

Ridiculously strong and I feel retarded for it and I believe in magik(granted a very mundane version of it kinda like how alchemy is chemistry now).

Or the merge happened and now we have psychic powers and @Psychic Espeon only got a shitty t-shirt.

Yea I mean I really don't know besides that sometimes I see things in dreams that come to fruition later on down the pike, but it's never something important more like "That kid grabbed that muffin at that exact time" kind of like the existence of Portabella it's not really consequential in the slightest. Then again her glowie father might of been letting this stuff seep into the public consciousness for reasons unknown.

 

[Rowan the Ill]

I don't know what's going on, but I'm getting heavy Deja Vu from all this like I've seen the picture on the left before same as the r/roastme picture.

I have been having Deja Vu as well just like I've seen her pictures before. Idk how I would have ever seen them before. What is happening lol

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

Yea I mean I really don't know besides that sometimes I see things in dreams that come to fruition later on down the pike, but it's never something important more like "That kid grabbed that muffin at that exact time" kind of like the existence of Portabella it's not really consequential in the slightest. Then again her glowie father might of been letting this stuff seep into the public consciousness for reasons unknown.

So to be gay and PL

That's astral dream prophecy shit.

I have been having Deja Vu as well just like I've seen her pictures before. Idk how I would have ever seen them before. What is happening lol

Oh fuck off not you too.



You guys the merge happened and we got the autistic super powers not them.

Granted these powers are near useless but.

 

[Everynameistaken]

Zoe said that Bella's reason for making her cat fat was so she could post it on Reddit and then post it on 4chan (???) to become famous or something.

Jesus. I can't imagine anything I want less than to be well-known on Reddit and 4chan.

 

[Internet Explorer]

The irony in wearing some new age/astral consciousness/hindu mountain goat fur sweater when you look like you spend your every waking hour shovelling McBurgers into your stomach.

 

[VHD2012]

The irony in wearing some new age/astral consciousness/hindu mountain goat fur sweater when you look like you spend your every waking hour shovelling McBurgers into your stomach.

I'm not sure if that guy is even in the Portobella friend circle, but if he were he'd be the designated Tank bullet sponge.

 

[Scheele's Green]

Freshman 15 hit hard. It's fitting Bella wore a pumpkin shirt because that's her body type.

 

[Internet Explorer]

I'm not sure if that guy is even in the Portobella friend circle, but if he were he'd be the designated Tank bullet sponge.

My guess is a bridge that Bella burned some time way back when. Probably took quite a few matches to set the bridge alight too. Fucker rolling in like a goddamn fortress of flab.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

She's wearing a loose, bulky sweatshirt over giant hooters (padded or not). It's not going to cling to her torso under the best of circumstances. I am by no means trying to defend her, but this does not constitute evidence that she's fat.

 

[Everynameistaken]

She's wearing a loose, bulky sweatshirt over giant hooters (padded or not). It's not going to cling to her torso under the best of circumstances. I am by no means trying to defend her, but this does not constitute evidence that she's fat.

Considering everything else has been doctored and/or flattering angled selfies, I'm declaring her fat until conclusively proven otherwise.

 

[TayandYou]

Considering everything else has been doctored and/or flattering angled selfies, I'm declaring her fat until conclusively proven otherwise.

Even if she wasn't fat it would be funny to say she was as you know it would piss her off

 

[wanddumpster]

So some tity pics showed up on /b/ and I found no matches for them on tineye. They look somewhat like her pancake honkers but I won't post them here bc
1. very much not confirmed
2. they are Gross
3. coomers get bent

 

[Zhoban]

So some tity pics showed up on /b/ and I found no matches for them on tineye. They look somewhat like her pancake honkers but I won't post them here bc
1. very much not confirmed
2. they are Gross
3. coomers get bent

She also has a mudbutt.

 

[king of pickles]

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pfp vs irl lol

Is it lighting or did she also try to photoshop herself a sharper jawline? Was she catfishing for some boyfriend-free girls?

 

[Fareal]

Jesus H Christ, was there some kind of student society at TTU that only the fucking ugliest kids were allowed to join or something?

If this was a teen movie, this bunch are 100% cast as the fucking losers' lunch table

 

[Zirnwyb]

Bella has the same body type as Jazz Jennings

 

[Calculus]

Is it lighting or did she also try to photoshop herself a sharper jawline? Was she catfishing for some boyfriend-free girls?

Yes, she did in a few pictures. It messed up my first attempts at photo recognition until I realised.

 

[jackopalkia]

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pfp vs irl lol

No wonder she photoshops herself lol

Just love how she acts so confident and arrogant behind a screen but she is actually an insecure frail bitch.

Poor lesbians getting catfished by a rancid fungus bitch

 

[Big Ruski]

Jesus H Christ, was there some kind of student society at TTU that only the fucking ugliest kids were allowed to join or something?

If this was a teen movie, this bunch are 100% cast as the fucking losers' lunch table

That's pretty much what a STEM undergrad looks like lol