Introduction Thread

[Gypsy Corner]

Been lurking for around 5 years but after seeing how chris chan ended up just had to create an account. Its nice to finally take the step to join a site that likes to make fun of weirdos and spergs as much as I do.

 

[purple mattress]

lurked off and on for awhile because my interest in chris, decided fuck it and made a account after the recent chris news. needed a place to be autistic instead of holding it in also.

 

[Drkinferno72]

Lurked for a while, decided to join in the fray with the new chris chan events


god have mercy lol

 

[Online Fossil]

Hi. Been lurking here for a good 4 years, I can’t remember if I first ended up here looking for info on the author who claimed she wrote the infamous “My Immortal” Harry Potter fanfic who was outed as lying on here, or googling “what happened to the schizophrenic girl from Oprah” one day and finding the Schofield horror thread. Either way, good first impression since in both cases kiwis helped in exposing people who deserved it when the media and normie internet bought their lies. Stayed once I realized most of the threads here aren’t as depressing and are actually funny, I’ve always been into weird stories and so-bad-it’s-good stuff.

I’ve been reading here especially over the last year because this place reminds me of the old days online when people could actually laugh at all the weird shit people do, something that’s becoming harder and harder to find. Like we used to have mainstream TV shows that pointed and laughed at celebrity antics but now people cry over old Letterman interviews where he made fun of Paris Hilton ffs.

And yes, I guess I’m also an idiot convinced by the allure of being part of internet history watching the Chris Chan arrest live yesterday to finally join.

 

[Richard Budgetts Brain]

Hi,
I first got on kiwifarms through some very deranged conspiracy about food. For the next few years, I would from time to time stumble upon a lolcow, and more often than not, I would find a thread about them here.

The Lolympics and the whole trannyfication of it made me finally join.

 

[ladyhimitsu]

just a loser who dabbles in fuck shit like the rest of you, but i’m a #girlboss lol.

no really tho, longtime lurker, the first hobbit in this forum standing at a good 4”10/4”9 ish.

here’s a pic

 

[Fucky Chucky]

just a loser who dabbles in fuck shit like the rest of you, but i’m a #girlboss lol.

no really tho, longtime lurker, the first hobbit in this forum standing at a good 4”10/4”9 ish.

here’s a pic Wyświetl załącznik 2405550

Like a flight attendant welcoming people to a place she hasn't been yet, I say, "Welcome, welcome to this place I don't understand."

 

[Arnold Swollenmember]

I finished watching Geno's docu some time ago and started lurking a few days before Chris got arrested, I took it as a divine sign that the merge was happening and decided I wanted to be on the right side of history so I joined

sup fags

 

[Intimate Secretary]

Lurked here for a hot minute, been nebulously aware of cows other than Chris, found myself genuinely enjoying watching the self-inflicted degradation of other humans willing to sacrifice their lives for the sake of spectacle - figured I might as well make some popcorn and laugh along with the crowd.

 

[Bird-Eating Deer]

Been lurking for a year or two, finally got inspired to make an account, like many others in the past few days. My introduction to kiwifarms was the zoosadist shit, so this latest news only vaguely fazes me. Just an autist here to laugh at other autists.

 

[NoReasonAtA11]

I'm new here as well, after some time lurking and with in light of Chris's next chapter I've decided to join the conversation. I hardly followed any of the ChrisChan shit that's been coming out for over a decade. The furthest I got into the saga was him macing gamestop employees.

 

[grapeshark77]

I lurked for about two years and then made an account and lurked harder and will go back to doing so. I mostly rate your posts "Winner" and have no idea what the hell is going on.

 

[Carpshoot Circuis-breaker]

Been lurking since ~2015...and now I make an account. My default is to shut my fucking mouth and not participate in discussions because I generally talk too much but here I am making a post on page 190 of the introductions thread in a runaway sentence filled with irrelevant information. Nice.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Stumbled onto Kiwi after following Metokur's stream channel.

Came here after watched MadAtTheInternet's streams and looking up June's nudes. Good shit.

 

[Valstrax]

I've been on this site for a long time and I've never made an introduction? Shame. Anyways, hi. I'm an artist and writer who uses MSPaint as an outlet for drawing whatever pops up in my head first. I like magical girls, JoJo (if you couldn't tell), eldritch horror and baking! I rate the farms a solid Mucho Autismo outta ten.

 

[Pickles Nickels]

Hi, long time lurker here, decided to make an account when the Chris-chan debacle started. Just here for laffs.

 

[Get The Gerbil]

Hi. Long time lurker here. Was actually reading Chris' incest thread when she got arrested, trippy to think the only reason we got a cow crossover was because of Ethan Ralph a-logging Null. You'll mainly see me in the Animal Control sub-forum, I lurked there long before I made an account.

 

[mucksnake]

Well heck. If I'd known there was an introduction thread I'd've used it. Hello.

 

[Cock Sampson]

That motherfucker got arrested and now I am here.

Greetings.

 

[Begemot]

Whats a troon?

Your Trans masters, sweetie.....