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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?


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Hello. Been a haydur/Aware of Gorl World since 2018ish (Gaycare Hamburg era), lurked on and off since then. the propensity I have for pattern recognition is likely an autistic trait. works in my favor for things like music, other times makes me extremely difficult and unlikable. burnt out nurse who resents the world. I was not a bully in high school, but I sure do enjoy being judgmental.
 
I forgot to use this thread, oops. I like agriculture, I'll be the best damned thing to a literal Kiwi Farmer there ever was. Well, one day, I hope.
Have this.

This place is pretty nice so far, it's the most welcoming "hate site" I've used. That's all.
 
Clicked the link to the site out of morbid curiousity, signed up to follow Bossmanjack's thread, stayed because it's one of the only places online with actual non-astroturfed discussion these days.

Also, you can say the word nigger without getting in trouble which is pretty awesome.
 
Hello Kiwis. I'm one of those uncommon weirdos who followed Josh before using the forum, been watching MATI since early 2019 after finding out about it through the Killstream back when it was still good. I've been lurking regularly since the 4chan hack so hopefully I'm not too newfaggy.
 
Hello fellow Kiwi Farmer friends. Long time lurker, now am hagposting on KF. Excited to learn from all of you (🌈 ).
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Lurked a bit without an account before the CloudFlare takedown then forgot about this site for 2 years. I've been lurking with an account for a while now, I'm a loser so I don't know how to start posting naturally.
 
Hello, farmers. I have been lurking for about a few years without an account, but I finally decided to register one. I wanted to get most accustomed to the etiquette and culture here before jumping in.

I will most likely just keep lurking. I will provide information if I have it to contribute to whatever thread.

And yes, I pledge loyalty to Dear Feeder for keeping up one of the last genuine places to say whatever you want. A place without having someone huffing down your neck. The Farms is invaluable and has information you can't really find anywhere else.

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Welcome. Also, Jesus fucking Christ.
 
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Impossibly based, I think your style would be appreciated in the Soyjak Party thread. They also have a quirky sense of humor and shitposting is not only allowed but encouraged
 
Suppose I should be polite and introduce myself. Long time lurker, finally got off my ass and signed up to chat. Norm from Cheers is my hero, so that explains the username. Into video games, science-y shit, history, and laughing at idiots.
 
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