Introduction Thread

[Absolute Brainlet]

what's up fuckers

I've been lurking for a year now and decided to join

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Hi new here. Been lurking for a while. Came for Maddox, stayed for MovieBob. Every day I want to respond to his lunacy so I finally decided fuck it I'm signing up.

 

[Dred]

Howdy. I'll be around.

 

[edibleBulimia]

heyo. Long time lurker, now a user, yadda yadda yadda, i browse a lot of threads but still have to get courage to post something. Nice to meet you all !

 

[Dr. Dingo DVM]

Been lurking in Animal Control, Tumblr, and the Weeb Wars thread and finally bit the bullet and made an account.

 

[Clown College]

Started from Something Awful over a decade ago and well somehow ended up here, anyways I'll be around. P.S. anyone know what happened to Something Sensitive?

 

[KINGDEDEDE]

here for laughs mostly, i'm pretty interested in this place so I'll be active

 

[TheBasedDog]

Hello kiwis, I've been lurking for a while but my addiction to lolcows has become worse so I thought I surrender myself to it and make an account. Looking forward to shitposting with ya'lls.

 

[Info Neutral Agency]

I have never used Kiwi Farms before but heard that it's a place of "Hateful thoughts and people of harassment". I then said yeah and check it out. Now I'm here. I don't know how in god's name I got here but I might like this.

 

[edibleBulimia]

Youll like it. In the first two minutes I thought Id die from someone doxxing me and ordering a hitman to kill me, but the worst thing that happened to me was being rated autistic .

 

[Coldgrip]

I have never used Kiwi Farms before but heard that it's a place of "Hateful thoughts and people of harassment". I then said yeah and check it out. Now I'm here. I don't know how in god's name I got here but I might like this.

How do you feel about niggers?

Youll like it. In the first two minutes I thought Id die from someone doxxing me and ordering a hitman to kill me, but the worst thing that happened to me was being rated autistic .

You weren't worth the bullet.

 

[Derbydollar]

I have never used Kiwi Farms before but heard that it's a place of "Hateful thoughts and people of harassment". I then said yeah and check it out. Now I'm here. I don't know how in god's name I got here but I might like this.

That's doublespeak for cupcakes and love, by the way. Welcome to the forum.

 

[User names must be unique]

Youll like it. In the first two minutes I thought Id die from someone doxxing me and ordering a hitman to kill me, but the worst thing that happened to me was being rated autistic .

That's autistic but I too was autistic enough to create a new e-mail and not go by any of my usual handles.

 

[Coconut Gun]

How do you feel about (((international bankers)))?

 

[Banana Box]

I am the bored banana and will pop by here and there to answer advice, provide detail on cows, talk about games and media, and shitpost.

Lurking over the years on my downtime had it's perks.

 

[Bohica]

I came here because of Null's streams. I heard about this place a while back from Mr. Metokur though.

 

[raskogr]

Hi, I'm new. So is this like an autistic celebrity gossip site?

 

[Figger Naggot]

Hello!

I found out about this place from Metokur a few years ago during the Jonathon Ross saga. I forgot about it, then rediscovered it a few months ago when former supermodel Joshua Conner Moon was a regular on Killstream. I started watching the Kiwi Farms streams shortly after. With all spergery that's been happening in the stream.me community, I've decided to finally join the forums themselves to observe the downfall of the ibs community, along with a few other cows that I've been aware of throughout the years as a bonus.

 

[S1al]

Hello everyone, long time lurker (about a year or so now), first time poster.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

The new Farms finally agrees with my browser settings, which tells me that Null has either finally fixed the CIA backdoor, the CIA has fixed my browser, or Null sold out to the Russians.

So I have that going for me. Which is nice.