i'm asking for help 4/8

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Welcome to another manic vlog!
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What the fuck?!
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Good news, she washed her hair.
Bad news, with lake water.
Also, sudden mystery illnes in 3, 2...
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Dinner time!
 

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Sunshy1 powiedział(a):
So uh... becky drank and drove???
They're such trash human beings.
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Look at their body fat percentage my dude, a dozen Mike's Hard Lemonades (the official beverage of obese white-trash women) couldn't even touch her or AL.
Gorlhelp powiedział(a):
Wyświetl załącznik 511198 I'm floored by that moose knuckle...
Seriously, no vag should be the size of your fists together
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That's nowhere close to her vag. Her camel toe has camel toes.
 
I thought the opening scene with her "sleeping" was nightmare fuel. Just imagine waking up to that every afternoon. Then the nightmare kept going for 10 minutes. That moose knuckle! :cryblood: Just start wearing dresses gorl.
 
The only way she'll ever lose any weight at all, plenty of aquatic aerobic exercise and caloric intake control of a strict 2000 or less a day. (Don't forget to add in all the booze calories with all the carbonated sugar in the lemonade though hAmber.)

Way too little, way too late for the hippo at this pace, however.
 
Necky is giving Destiny a run for 'Top Sped that dated Hambeast'. Love how Necks wears Nirvana and Pink Floyd hats but listens to fucking horrible music while driving all the time. I doubt Necky can name 5 songs of each band but can definitely name all the characters in Naruto.

Amber refused to get labs done at all :story:
She must not want to verify that she has DM II.
 
Wilson powiedział(a):
Necky is giving Destiny a run for 'Top Sped that dated Hambeast'. Love how Necks wears Nirvana and Pink Floyd hats but listens to fucking horrible music while driving all the time. I doubt Necky can name 5 songs of each band but can definitely name all the characters in Naruto.
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At least she doesn't wear Naruto shirts, unlike Eric.
 
Wilson powiedział(a):
Necky is giving Destiny a run for 'Top Sped that dated Hambeast'.
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Dustin is goofy as hell, but she didn't let Amber push her around like Necky, the doormat. Amber had wanted Dustin to quit working, too, but Dustin refused. Amber told us that Dustin wanted to work, while Amber stayed home and played housewife. Then, like a couple of months after Amber quit working, Dustin dumped her for a coworker. :D
 
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