If you were to make Jace's life into a video game... NO SHOOTERS

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I actually like this idea, as bad as it is. A satire of modern shooting games and their linear, QTE-based nature, as well as something almost like a a simulator of watching a Deagle Nation Livestream. Add some unnecessarily long loading screens with PREPSONG.KDM, and have the game crash occasionally with vomiting noises and maybe wallpaper.mp3.
Like that bus game from Penn and Teller.
 
a game where you play as Zebulon and have to hunt all the mice infesting Eli's cabin. final boss is little faggot
Totally an MGS clone.
Partway through we find out that Lil' Faggot was actually Big Mouse in disguise all this time. And like that scene in MGS2 with the Tanker Mission, but the Islamice are trying to face Mecca while the shack changes directions. Because Eli's drug and mouse shack is Baba Yaga's hut.*yawn*
 
Quick time events.

The button you always press is the 1 key on your keyboard.
 
I Propose a series of sandbox - type beat - em' ups, only... ONLY since I love to play those kinds of games...

Jace Wars - The Stryker Unleashed

Jace Wars - The Stryker Unleashed II: Mom Strikes Back

Jace Wars - The Stryker Unleashed III: Return of The Deagle

EDIT - I apologize for not reading the rules...
 
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I Propose a series of third - person shooters / beat - em' ups, only... ONLY since I love to play those kinds of games...

Jace Wars - The Stryker Unleashed

Jace Wars - The Stryker Unleashed II: Mom Strikes Back

Jace Wars - The Stryker Unleashed III: Return of The Deagle
Read the first post bro
:jace: NO SHOOTERS BE CREATIVE DAMNIT :jace:
#TYCED
 
I Propose a series of third - person shooters / beat - em' ups, only... ONLY since I love to play those kinds of games...

Jace Wars - The Stryker Unleashed

Jace Wars - The Stryker Unleashed II: Mom Strikes Back

Jace Wars - The Stryker Unleashed III: Return of The Deagle

The challenge is that you arn't supposed to make them into shooters, since thats a bit easy.

But you know what, lets make Strykers fantasy into a shooter! I imagine it would have awesome gun customizations, you could duelweild impractical shit and there would be a wolf as dlc-
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Yeah, that was kinda already made, wasn't it?
 
Yeah... Like I said, I apologize for not reading the rules - too bad I could only imagine Jace and his mates in a shooter of some kind...

What if my ideas were SRPGs, instead? Beat em' ups can have guns at some point, so that's out the question as well... SRPGs, however, usually thrive on melee and CQC. AKA, something I'm sure Jace and his mates aren't good at and would actually need to train for in order to survive.
 
It's ok Shokew. I just thought it would be fun to think outside the box. You can use guns, just not any kind of game centered on shooting really. No military/dudebro/call of duty thing.

If it were in the beat em' up style, all of my games, only the final boss would have a gun of some kind - just to make things a little extra difficult. Otherwise, no guns allowed. You win with your fists or else.
 
If it were in the beat em' up style, all of my games, only the final boss would have a gun of some kind - just to make things a little extra difficult. Otherwise, no guns allowed. You win with your fists or else.

Hm... can't call it "Double Deagles", as guns can't be integral to the game... perhaps "Ramallah City Ransom".

MREs are found in the garbage (where they belong) and when you're down for the count, you puke.
 
Okay (noted for victory...), that's good to hear there are better types of this product being made than that... Those poor soldier don't need to be constipated while serving, after all, when they've got bigger issues to deal with (UNLIKE weed - smokers like Jace and his mates...).
 
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