If you were monitored 24/7 would you be a lolcow?

[Tragi-Chan]

I’d probably be entertaining at first, then boring.

 

[Jennifer Lopez]

If someone secretly streamed every moment up till now without my knowledge I wouldn’t be a lolcow. If someone started streaming me right now and I was aware of this I would probably eventually crack under the pressure of that knowledge and become cow.

 

[Mr. Anderson]

Yes.
I think we all have those moments of pure frustration. Add the stress of always watching and I think we'd all devolve into madness.

 

[Plastic Paddy]

No because my life is very boring aside from the absurd situations I deal with at work.

 

[Gandhi's Left Hook]

No, people would think I'm a massive asshole though. Most already do, so wouldn't change much in my life.

 

[Token Faggot]

I doubt I would be hold people's interest through all the relatively uninteresting periods for the few times something actually interesting does happen (generally sex). Someone would have to make a very heavily edited compilation of months of footage to get an hours worth of actually interesting footage

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I’d probably be entertaining at first, then boring.

possibly same here

 

[Flipendo]

As others have pointed out, airing your dirty laundry for the world to see is part of the job description of a lolcow, but I do wonder what taboos would look like if there was no secrecy or filtering on a society-wide scale. Would people be 'scared straight' into absolute normiedom, or would standards be more lax because everyone's a degenerate anyway?

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

No. Most of the time I'm quite boring.

 

[Equivocal_Iki]

Not a lolcow, but probably would think I'm a schizo. When I'm alone I talk to myself out loud, and loudly, all the time.

This pretty much. I rehearse potential conversations all the time.

 

[parsnip]

I'd be too boring to watch, except last night when I got injured playing a sport. That was probably funny. Otherwise it'd just be normal mom stuff. People would probably think, "she's a bit too chubby to be baking THAT often"

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

In all honesty? Probably. I've had to look up/ask some SERIOUSLY weird shit for my writings previously.

 

[Long Dong Silver 2025]

You guys would literally just be watching me watch youtube iceberg videos and documentaries, play some OSRS, and read kiwifarms. Would you find that fun?