If you kidnapped @Sandycat what would you do with them?

[TroonsDid911]

@SandyCat

It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

 

[SandyCat]

Is it still kidnapping if I go along willingly?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

A thorough delousing.

 

[Punished Emp]

make them stop posting in Q&A

 

[ToroidalBoat]

There's no cat food around here, and there's no whole milk either.

(giving cow milk to cats is a bad idea though)

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm allergic to cats

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Since @SandyCat is a nigger, I would put him to work creating Q&A posts to farm reaction score on my Kiwi slave plantation. Of course, this is all hypothetical, and @SandyCat is not currently farming reaction score on my Kiwi slave plantation. You'd all be able to tell the difference, right?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

have some tea and cookies.
@SandyCat what is your preferred tea?

 

[Moths]

Id force him to face the fact that he is a nigger

 

[Sundae]

Eat pizza while playing Crash Team Racing and Quake 3 Arena.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I'd play paddy-cake and rock-paper-scissors with him.

 

[SandyCat]

have some tea and cookies.
@SandyCat what is your preferred tea?

My amerimutt genes don't allow me to enjoy tea. Do you have mountain dew?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I’d open the bag and wonder how I mistook Sandy for a female prostitute.

 

[Grub]

Throw him in the basement so he can fight the rats.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

My amerimutt genes don't allow me to enjoy tea. Do you have mountain dew?

not only did you reject tea but you picked literally the worse possible soda. for that you not only don't get cookies, but instead you get tied in a burlap bag and beaten while i play audio clips of keffal's fart porn at an unreasonably high volume.

 

[Book Thief]

The most heinous thing of all: couch co-op of retro console games. Oh, the terror of being cuffed to a chair as you're forced to play Contra with a 2hu obsessed retard for the third week in a row! Muahahahahaha!

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Delete them

 

[Jason Wynn]

Eh I dunno. Order us some pizza or Chinese, get stoned and watch a funny movie. I’m a pretty chill kidnapper.

No Subway though, I have to impose some kind of torture I guess

 

[TheRetardKing]

Drugs?

 

[Agarathium1066]

Incessantly talk about my cats until despair overcomes them and they beg for me to let them die. I will hand them a revolver only for them to learn it was empty. Then I will continue to talk about my cats.

Same thing I do with any of my guests.