If Null had a cat, what would he call it?

[Catler]

Assuming he doesn't actually have a cat currently, if he got one what would he name it? Additionally, what colour would it be?

I think it looks like would look like this and it would be called Fluffy:

 

[Lidl Drip]

Sneed, probably

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Kiwi?

 

[Finger Pistols]

Catric S. Meowlinston. Only if it's a fat cat. The S stands for Sneed.

 

[Soggy Floppa]

Black, and named Niggerman

 

[FamicomGorby]

Queen Keffals or Cheddar Cheese

 

[SentinentCloud]

Catler

 

[Festivus]

He'd have a chunky cat named Chantal.

 

[The Backwards Man]

n-word man

 

[eatler]

boss man or jack,

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

Slobbercat

 

[Madre Muerte]

A Turkish Angora named 'Edurne'.

 

[F00LS_3RRAND]

 

[Cat tit bingo]

A spotty orange cat named pizza

 

[Ebony Odogaron]

Chantel, and it would be an orange tabby for a solid Garfield reference. He's gonna feed that cat endlessly.

 

[eatler]

A spotty orange cat named pizza

will he eat him at the end of his life or will pizza eat null?

 

[Menachem Sneedson]

A spotty orange cat named pizza

DO NOT NAME YOUR ORANGE CATS AFTER FATTY FOODS THEY DO NOT LIKE IT AND WILL RESPOND IN KIND

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Lidl Drip

 

[Executive Petrel]

Fat

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Mark the Tapir.