If I'm being attacked by Skeletons

[Marissa Moira]

Will a male skeleton be stronger than a female skeleton or will they have the same level of strength? With the lack of muscle there's no physical anatomy that's holding them together. Could a skeleton be theoretically stronger in death than it was in life?

 

[Catler]

I've got really, really bad news, but there's a skeleton inside you right now. You've already lost to them, it's too late.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

The skeleton's sex does not matter. The sex of the necromancer that reanimated it does matter though, so if it were reanimated by a male it will be stronger than if it were reanimated by a female (it's something to do with grip strength, I'm not 100% sure of the mechanics behind it). And yes the skeleton will be stronger in death than it was in life because it's all magic. Even a skeleton reanimated by a little girl necromancer will be stronger than it was when it was alive.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Male skeleton, female skeleton, doesn't matter. You have to hit them with your sword so they crumble and put a bomb on the pile.

 

[Meat Target]

A Faith build makes the Catacombs and Gravelord Nito a breeze.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

The female pelvis is built to split in two for birthing. This creates an exploitable structural weakness in the female skeleton, meaning it would in fact be less effective in combat than a male skeleton.

 

[Catgirl Enthusiast]

The skeleton's sex does not matter. The sex of the necromancer that reanimated it does matter though, so if it were reanimated by a male it will be stronger than if it were reanimated by a female (it's something to do with grip strength, I'm not 100% sure of the mechanics behind it). And yes the skeleton will be stronger in death than it was in life because it's all magic. Even a skeleton reanimated by a little girl necromancer will be stronger than it was when it was alive.

I somewhat disagree. When it comes to necromancy, and most things spiritual, there is a whole other tier list that sex only partially affects. Of the top three the old guy in robes and the hot chick with huge tits barely wearing anything are nearly equal in second and third place. The goth loli always wins hands down. Have you even read manga?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I somewhat disagree. When it comes to necromancy, and most things spiritual, there is a whole other tier list that sex only partially affects. Of the top three the old guy in robes and the hot chick with huge tits barely wearing anything are nearly equal in second and third place. The goth loli always wins hands down. Have you even read manga?

I'm not talking about anime I'm talking about real life.

 

[Catgirl Enthusiast]

I'm not talking about anime I'm talking about real life.

In that case male skeletons are larger and stronger, but it doesn't matter in the end because they are all just dead people buried in the dirt. The best you can do it dig one up and use a femur as a bludgeon. There are variables, but I guess a average male "necromancer" could likely swing a femur harder than a female "necromancer" This isn't fun. We could argue about bone density or any of the other variables, but shit like that is what stuffy professors do to amuse themselves. Can we talk about big titty anime girls instead?

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Who the fuck is throwing bones at you, and why can't you just shoot them in the face for assaulting you?

Also, you're crazy for imagining bones are animated.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Also, you're crazy for imagining bones are animated.

If bones can't be animated how are you typing this post?

 

[A_Skellington]

You trying to talk shit about skeletons motherfucker?

Care to put your doot where your doot is, doot?
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Bring as many of your boney friends as you want; I'll go to the morgue, but all of you will go to the big doot in the sky.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

If bones can't be animated how are you typing this post?

If you think I am no more than a skeleton, I have a stairwell to heaven to sell you.

 

[Moths]

Well male skeletons are more dense which means assuming the necromantic bindings are of similar strength on both male skeletons may be more deadly.

However you need to take rot into account so fresher skeletons may be more dangerous than old brittle rotted ones.

However if your skeletons are unable to use tools your better off reanimating animals that are both dense and speedy like a gorilla or just fast packs like a horde of skelecanines.

 

[ShitBomber]

First off, that shit ain't gonna happen in your life or anyone's life you schizo nigger.

 

[BirdUp]

First off, that shit ain't gonna happen in your life or anyone's life you schizo nigger.

why are you so unkind towards people

 

[ShitBomber]

why are you so unkind towards people

Internet rule #8: There are no real rules about posting.

 

[BirdUp]

This is how real trolls roll.

you arent le epic 2008 4chan troll

 

[ShitBomber]

you arent le epic 2008 4chan troll

there are times where you have to follow the traditional rules of the internet and as for the "why are you so unkind towards people" shit, you could say the same thing about most of KiwiFarms. Besides, you seem to be lolcow material.

 

[BirdUp]

there are times where you have to follow the traditional rules of the internet and as for the "why are you so unkind towards people" shit, you could say the same thing about most of KiwiFarms. Besides, you seem to be lolcow material.

nigga you call everyone a lolcow