I swatted a spider today.

[Calandrino]

Swatting isn't a harmless prank, it is criminal harassment, and the consequences can be deadly. Just send pizzas instead.

 

[Roast Chicken]

Don't kill the spiders. Your home is their home, and they care nothing for your flesh.

Carpet moths, woodlice, flies, wasps and craneflies are permissable kills - the satisfaction you derive from enacting their demise is good and natural.

 

[John Titor]

Don't kill the spiders. Your home is their home, and they care nothing for your flesh.

Carpet moths, woodlice, flies, wasps and craneflies are permissable kills - the satisfaction you derive from enacting their demise is good and natural.

And silverfish. FUCK silverfish.

 

[TheRetardKing]