I need cross dressing advice

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

What happens if I combine Itallian and ranch on the same salad?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

You make a baby.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

You fool! You'll kill us all!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Isn't that what "Creamy Italian" dressing is?

 

[byuu]

Mixing Italian with transfats?
You're creating another Keffals.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

The only Italian worth eating is Marissa Tomei

 

[vomitusdeux]

It's gonna go straight to your thighs and make you fat

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Mix dressings first then apply to salad.
3/4 cup of ranch, 1 1/2 cup of Italian.