CUCK! I have a deep, dark confession.

[Null]

When I was a kid and playing Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, I never once managed to complete my photo collection... I never got a picture of that teleporting bird wizard that only appears one time in the entire game.

 

[nyess]

I NEVER PLAYED LEGEND OF ZELDA








I have played HLD tho

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I... can't believe Null is actually a fake gamer. smh.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I... can't believe Null is actually a fake gamer. smh.

I guess it turns out his opinions are...Null.

hahahahaha

 

[Jaimas]

When I was a kid and playing Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, I never once managed to complete my photo collection... I never got a picture of that teleporting bird wizard that only appears one time in the entire game.

How many people fucked up 100% logs in Metroid Prime because of some retarded environmental object that appears once?

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Is it considered beating Pokémon once you've caught all 151 Pokémon? Cause if that be the case I think I caught a total of 6.

 

[JU 199]

If you haven't beaten the obscure clunky RPG I played when I was 12 then you aren't a TRUE AND HONEST GAMMMMMERRRRR.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

lol if you play console games anyway


peasants

 

[Terrorist]

If you've never speedran the Farsi-language edition of Duke Nukem Forever on a cathode ray tube for 100% completion upside-down using only your feet, then you should probably kill yourself. You're literally only one notch above (((Anita))) Jewkeesian.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I had desert fever when I was a wee lad going through puberty and bopped my cock to the Gerudo women in Ocarina of Time.

 

[Brian May]

If you've never bought extremely rare expensive CDs so you could get every single monster in that Pokemon knock off Monster Rancher 2, you're not a real gamer.

 

[DuskEngine]

FAKE GAMER GIRL GO HOME

 

[LettuceMan]

I used the masterball in the original pokemon games

Spoiler

on a magikarp.

Spoiler

I just weakened Mewtwo and spammed all the poke/great balls I had until he finally gave up.

 

[Rokko]

Legend from Zelda is that game where that person, "Lizard", is sneaking around, fighting against mushrooms,right? Love it.

 

[DatBepisTho]

What a loser, Null. LEL

I could only beat Contra with a friend and a gamegenie.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

I used the masterball in the original pokemon games

Spoiler

on a magikarp.

Spoiler

I just weakened Mewtwo and spammed all the poke/great balls I had until he finally gave up.

I used it on Zapdos.

 

[A Hot Potato]

I've 100%'d Sonic 06.

Also, as a teen, I fapped off to Cynthia from Pokemon...

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

zelda was my favorite mario

 

[KFC]

nintendo is gay. i play sega because im a gnarly bro. sonic 3d blast > mario 2. nba 2k1 for life.

 

[clowney]

HA, everyone knows that Wind Waker is a FAKE Zelda game! Ocarina of Time or bust!