I had to try it.

[Jetman]

So I just heard on Tumblr about this site where you type in a person's name and it generates a graph penis along with a nickname. This is what I got when I entered Chris Chan...

 

[DykesDykesChina]

"Made in Japan"

This was... obvious.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

That is uncanny.

 

[Jetman]

Here's the site, http://en.inkei.net/

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Wow...

 

[Watcher]

That is a slanderous lie made by a slanderous troll. The TRUE and HONEST CWC's Penis is way more crooked.

 

[Jetman]

That is a slanderous lie made by a slanderous troll. The TRUE and HONEST CWC's Penis is way more crooked.

I was talking more about the "Naive" bit in the nickname

 

[The Dude]

His penis is larger than previously photographed and no longer bent.

 

[Descent]

It can go up to 8 inches

 

[3Yikes]

Wasn't it bent downwards?

 

[OBAMATRON]

The bizarre angle of the cwc-cicle is literally 45 degrees, it's not a curve.

 

[exball]

Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation. General is where that belongs.

 

[PvtRichardCranium]

My penis is the Legendary Black Thunder.

I shit you not.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Never thought I'd ever get a chance to do this but....

inb4 lock.

 

[Null]

no