How would you take Greenland?

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Personally, I think Trump should take a page out of the book of the fictional 47th President of The United States.

 

[RacistComputer79]

Drop 100 M1 Abrams tanks from the sky on top of the island, absolute blitzkrieg

 

[SandyCat]

Just drop one of these crazy schizophrenics in there

 

[Not an Hero]

With my cock. Simple as.

 

[OrionBalls]

I'd introduce them to Burger King. While the whole nation is shitting their pants and regretting their life choices, I'd offer them some Charmin Strong.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I'd go to the leader, push him off his chair and give him a noogie until he says uncle and gives me the country

 

[Le b0wski]

Invade Poland first.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Gaslight them into thinking they are already a part of America.

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

Very erotically. But gently. Leave em obsessed.