How would you react to getting a KF thread? - A survival guide for sneeds, troons, and fat women everywhere

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I'd help the thread tbh. Fuck it, I'll owe up to my failures.
 
Why would I get a thread? I'm not a public figure, I don't have a lot of followers, so even if I do sperg out, it's not like anyone will notice it.
And if I still get a thread, I'd probably lurk it to see what has already been found out about me, and lay low until the interest dies. Then delete fucking everything and start anew.
 
I would have to take a hard look at myself and my life to figure out why I’m a cow, people generally don’t end up here because they’re doing well.
 
Get drunk, do a bunch of cocaine, then film myself ranting incoherently waving guns around. Definitely the best course of action.

In all seriousness, probably just stop posting.
 
Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if I got a thread. I’ll just take any money I made from being a lolcow and go home.
 
I would pretend it doesn't exist and keep doing what I'm doing, but I would take the occasional advice from the thread, especially complaints that thread is getting boring.
 
I have no online presence beyond KF, so I'd crank the autism up too 11 and become like that one autistic from steam news who got into a sped fight in his thread for 50 pages (Neru I think was his name). I just love sowing seeds of chaos.
 
Lol. I have a thread on here and here’s how I reacted.
I was in school when I paranoidly googled myself and found myself plastered all over the internet. I was in shock, had a panic attack and completely broke down. I was so angry I hadn’t wiped myself off the internet sooner and realised something like this would have inevitably happened.

I was impulsive and extremely anxious, and jumped to lots of conclusions, eventually resulting in me threatening to sue Null out of panic.

Eventually, I calmed down a bit and decided to use my thread as a reminder of why I should never post my personal information online again.

Here’s my advice to other cows :

- don’t email Null as soon as your thread goes up
- don’t answer messages from your thread writer or anyone super intrigued in your story
- delete everything, or you’ll be documented forever
- try to use your thread to understand why you were picked on and what you can do to change positively & learn in the future
- don’t get an account on here using your real name. I’m retarded. Don’t be like me.
 
Wonder about the sanity of the site to make a thread based on a blatant troll/shit posting account where 99% of the posts are tongue-in-cheek or to laugh at the reactions to said posts.

After a few days I would delete my account, throw my computer in the bin and become a luddite.
 
My first thought would be: "How the hell? I use throwaway e-mail and have nothing linked to the few real world personal accounts I have."

Then I'd probably just shitpost and make friends in my own thread because nothing could really be traced back to me. It'd die out pretty quickly.
 
I'm both boring, and Canadian - the thread would probably die in less than 20 posts. If it didn't, I dunno, would probably just shitpost there.
 
Honestly, I've always wanted the whole world to just stop and listen to me talk about the fucking kikes. I would probably just join the thread and deny the holocaust until I trip and stab myself 46 times in the neck, face and balls while shaving.
 
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