How would you prevent 9/11? - (If you were a time traveler.)

[A-Stump]

Me and a group of patriots go onto each of the planes and shit our pants so they can't take off. When they're hauling us off the planes we tattle on the terrorists

 

[Bob McLearning]

Me and a group of patriots go onto each of the planes and shit our pants so they can't take off. When they're hauling us off the planes we tattle on the terrorists

All those millions of people were just one shatten pants away from LIFE. Two centimeters of rectum too many. Terrible!

 

[SmokelessFire]

 

[The Secret Sauce]

>Pay a homeless man $500 to get on each of the planes and spew liquid shit all over the place while having an extremely loud schizophrenic episode
>pre-9/11 air travel rules in place, none of them would expect any serious repercussions for being a nuisance
>each one of the planes is grounded before the ragheads have the opportunity to hijack them
>stroke my chin when the towers still come down

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

Tell the man working at the terminal, yes, racial profiling is okay sometimes and you SHOULD be suspicious.

Legit, someone being "open minded" and "non bigoted" caused 2700~ or so of the deaths that fucking day. Wild.

 

[Merried Senior Comic]

Systematic extermination of muslims.

 

[UsedUp]

I'd wake up Seth MacFarlane

And make sure world famous rapper Marky Mark doesn't miss the flight as well.

 

[█████████]

Only Hitler could have prevented it

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

No because then I'd potentially cause some of my younger relatives to never exist/be born differently