How Tommy will die?

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How Tommy will die

  • Disease

    Głosy: 36 24,8%
  • Suicide

    Głosy: 13 9,0%
  • Murder

    Głosy: 2 1,4%
  • Eaten by rats or some troon

    Głosy: 44 30,3%
  • Won't die because not even Death wants him

    Głosy: 50 34,5%

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I believe Tommy will die from some form of rot or disease from eating from the trash or something.

A really undignified death. Most likely he will die and no one will notice until the smell of his decayed maggot ridden corpse is so strong that people will end up calling someone. Then they will throw his body into a mass grave and will be buried in some undisclosed location where he will be forgotten by everyone.

How do you guys think Tommy will die and what would happen afterwards?
Tommy is going to get his life around, make amends for every bad thing he has done and become a philanthropist, aiding poor inner city schoolchildren by giving them a proper chance at life.
 
Serious answer? COPD.

Shitposting answer? One day he’ll get so angry while posting here that he’ll rage-shart harder than usual. But this time, it just won’t stop. Tom turns into a 360-degree shit-fountain, his anus sounding like his rendition of Baker Street. Everything is covered in shit. Soon he’s dehydrated and struggling to breathe and his chest hurts. Desperately he crawls through the mess on the floor to the phone, his muscles weakened. Haltingly he dials 9-1-1. “Please send an ambulance, I can’t stop shitting!” he croaks. The operator promises to send someone right away. “You’ll never guess what he said this time,” she says to her colleague, and promptly forgets all about it. Meanwhile, the receiver slides out of Tom’s poopy grasp. His strength fails him and he collapses, face down, in a puddle of his own ordure. Then he drowns. The dogs of Tucson yap excitedly and their owners have no idea why.
 
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smoking. but let’s be real he already looks dead just look at his face
 

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The family of one of his rape victims beats him to death. God knows that’s what I would do if he raped a child in my family. And I suspect Sabrina isn’t his only victim
 
Tommy is going to get his life around, make amends for every bad thing he has done and become a philanthropist, aiding poor inner city schoolchildren by giving them a proper chance at life.
Alternative outliving all of a us at ripe age of 110 as a last man on earth after the rest of the human race died either from cancer , aids or radiation from chinese nukes.

Who i am kidding COPD hoping soon.
 
Climactic autism fuelled samurai showdown with @Null, wherein Null will decapitate Tommy but die in the process as he defends a homeless orphan from Tommy's clutches.
 
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