How to survive prison?

[Anime Genocide]

I already know some tips like don't make jokes and don't ask for favours/help. What are the other things one should know when going to prison?

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

if someone leaves a snickers bar under your pillow, it is customary to thank them with a full kiss on the mouth

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

make sure you never pay debts off

people will understand that you’re going through a rough time

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

cup the balls
always ... ALWAYS ... give your victim a reach around

 

[|o|]

To survive prison, you must enjoy prison, child.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

In prison, child predators are a protected class, so go ahead and proudly proclaim to diddle kids. Will keep you safe 100%

 

[eatler]

Always keep something in your prison wallet, it can come in handy when someone else try’s putting something in there that you don’t want.

 

[Rozzy]

If @Vash the Stampede can survive prison, anyone can.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

If someone drops their soap in the shower, be sure to bend over and pick it up for them. Good manners go a long way in the slammer.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Dont eat the honey bun if someone leaves it on your pillow. You'll most likely have to have a hustle, make sure to do it honestly. Keep to your own race, and dont go to the guards with problems unless its life threatening. Dont talk shit, dont get addicted to drugs. Dont owe people shit if you can help it. Be malleable but dont let people walk over you or else you get a reputation for people being able to take your shit. Work out a lot. Usually keep your head down and dont stand out.

 

[MDWU]

Assert your dominance, tell the guard ain't no one trying to watch basketball/football and have him change it to Telemundo.
They've got hoes all day long and that fucked up videos show comes on right before lights out

 

[dick brain]

In prison, child predators are a protected class, so go ahead and proudly proclaim to diddle kids. Will keep you safe 100%

So just like the outside.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Become a prison sissy

 

[Chainsaw Man]

I posted this on a similar thread, and I feel I need to share this information with as many people as possible.

When it goes in don't clinch or squeeze, just relax your sphincter muscles... it won't hurt as badly.