how to stop gf escaping

[Jesus Swept]

Every time I bring a girl back to my rape cave when they see my mein kampf shrine they always get weirded out and leave. If they took the time to hear me out they would understand, how I make them not leave?

 

[A-Stump]

Tell them you have a Kiwi Gold account

 

[YWNBAM]

Imagine being such a loser even your imaginary girlfriends leave you.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

tell her "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO"
that always works

 

[YWNBAM]

Top hat

Ok, ok, I'm sorry Imma give you a serious advice now.

It's quite simple, really.

You just gotta restart your phone. You Grok Ai gfs will get rebooted and forget about wanting to leave.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

remote activated flamethrower in the entryway
but more than that its a numbers game, gotta kick that oneitis syndrome and start bringing in dozens

 

[clara red bottoms]

Even ironically calling your space the "rape cave" is pretty gross, ngl. If the hoes are leaving it's because you're broke. You ain't fooling anybody

 

[Jesus Swept]

Ok, ok, I'm sorry Imma give you a serious advice now.

It's quite simple, really.

You just gotta restart your phone. You Grok Ai gfs will get rebooted and forget about wanting to leave.

k

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Paralyze them, obviously.

 

[YWNBAM]

k

Great. Now you can stop fishing practical advice pieces for your secret kidnapping-a-random-woman-off-the-streets plan.

 

[Jesus Swept]

i won't date you ok???

 

[We Are The Witches]

Why would you gf escape in the first place?

To my understanding, in most flavors of Regex, (\g) is the same as (g), and (\f) is for form-feed. Doing a \gf escape is just nonsense anyways, as you're just doing a pattern search for (gf).

 

[Cat tit bingo]

You could go with the classic and chain them to the radiator. If they're to clever and you think they'll be able to escape you could always Helena them, it takes some medical knowledge but there's a movie and misfits song that'll get you started.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Why do you have a religious altar in your rape cave?

 

[Jesus Swept]

you're just doing a pattern search for (gf).

Why do you have a religious altar in your rape cave?

A cave can be multiple things

 

[Dr Cruel]

Wyświetl załącznik 7646695

 

[Coffee Drain]

It's not your reading material, women love men who are interested in foreign cultures. You must be giving off small dick energy or some shit.

 

[SITHRAK!]

You just need to be upfront. Use your dating apps to advertise the fact that you have a rape cave with a Hitler shrine. Sure, you’ll turn off 99.7% of women, but the 0.3% that are interested ‘despite or because’ won’t want to leave.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Skin them and stuff them with stuffing to make soft taxidermy