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- 10 Kwi 2022
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1. When signing up, create a burner email address that will only be used for your Kiwi Farms account - Proton Mail or a one-time email service are ideal. Never give your Proton mail a specific name; always use a random one not used anywhere else - same rule applies to your KF username. As for passwords: generate a lengthy, complex one on your random password generator of choice (or just bash your keyboard).
2. If you're a returning user, having a VPN and switching locations is essential. Even a free service will work.
3. I was able to post without jannie approval one day after creating my account, after five posts. Full account functionality unlocked at roughly 60 posts. Even if your experiences may differ, they should still fall within that range.
4. With all kinds of freaks being exposed, the 2025 join dates are by far the worst arrivals to this site, and this will only get worse each year. If you're a returning user, this is to your advantage. By doing the bare minimum of what's expected of a newfag and acting normally, you can exploit this soft bigotry of join date expectations to get in almost everyone's good graces.
5. However, some users play guessing games regarding whose sock you might be, to the point they have paywalled threads and DM groups dedicated solely to that. So for returnees, do your best to stay under the radar. Avoid boards you've used before, and stick to surface-level pleasantries. Keep this up until you are seen as having "successfully integrated" into the forum.
6. To make your behavior appear natural, maintain a small but consistent number of posts over as many months as you want, starting with only a few per day and gradually increasing over time. Posting too much too quickly will draw suspicion immediately.
7. There's a trick that will make your account appear to be banned but isn't. Change your email address, then ignore the confirmation mail sent to the new one. That way, your username will no longer appear in the search field, but you will still be able to see what is happening.
8. The report function has a catch: mods provide no timely reports or transparent feedback whatsoever. A newfag can shit up areas of the site as much as they like, and mods won't act unless he threatens to kill another user (as was the case with @Storytime). That's not even counting users protected by the jannies who can derail threads whenever they want, rendering it useless.
9. For ban speedrunners — here are the winning moves: Spam, mocking the jannies/owner/whoever owns the owner (whether intended or very intended), frequent slapfighting, ban evading under a sock account (whether you really are one or not doesn't matter) and posting unapproved illegal stuff.
10. A common misconception many ban evaders have is that your new account has to be jannied for the run to end. This is not the case; if you believe it has garnered too much suspicion, treat it as damaged goods and abandon it for a new one.
11. If this is your first time, feel free to make a test account to see how far you can get. If it's a success, continue.
12. @Null can be bought. Just ask Dick Masterson, Ethan Ralph, Gonzalo Lira, Ashton Parks, Andy Warski, Nick Rekieta, and countless others in the years to come.
That is all. I wish you a wonderful time playing Last Bastion of Free Speech™!
This is your playground. Have fun.
1. When signing up, create a burner email address that will only be used for your Kiwi Farms account - Proton Mail or a one-time email service are ideal. Never give your Proton mail a specific name; always use a random one not used anywhere else - same rule applies to your KF username. As for passwords: generate a lengthy, complex one on your random password generator of choice (or just bash your keyboard).
2. If you're a returning user, having a VPN and switching locations is essential. Even a free service will work.
3. I was able to post without jannie approval one day after creating my account, after five posts. Full account functionality unlocked at roughly 60 posts. Even if your experiences may differ, they should still fall within that range.
4. With all kinds of freaks being exposed, the 2025 join dates are by far the worst arrivals to this site, and this will only get worse each year. If you're a returning user, this is to your advantage. By doing the bare minimum of what's expected of a newfag and acting normally, you can exploit this soft bigotry of join date expectations to get in almost everyone's good graces.
5. However, some users play guessing games regarding whose sock you might be, to the point they have paywalled threads and DM groups dedicated solely to that. So for returnees, do your best to stay under the radar. Avoid boards you've used before, and stick to surface-level pleasantries. Keep this up until you are seen as having "successfully integrated" into the forum.
6. To make your behavior appear natural, maintain a small but consistent number of posts over as many months as you want, starting with only a few per day and gradually increasing over time. Posting too much too quickly will draw suspicion immediately.
7. There's a trick that will make your account appear to be banned but isn't. Change your email address, then ignore the confirmation mail sent to the new one. That way, your username will no longer appear in the search field, but you will still be able to see what is happening.
8. The report function has a catch: mods provide no timely reports or transparent feedback whatsoever. A newfag can shit up areas of the site as much as they like, and mods won't act unless he threatens to kill another user (as was the case with @Storytime). That's not even counting users protected by the jannies who can derail threads whenever they want, rendering it useless.
9. For ban speedrunners — here are the winning moves: Spam, mocking the jannies/owner/whoever owns the owner (whether intended or very intended), frequent slapfighting, ban evading under a sock account (whether you really are one or not doesn't matter) and posting unapproved illegal stuff.
10. A common misconception many ban evaders have is that your new account has to be jannied for the run to end. This is not the case; if you believe it has garnered too much suspicion, treat it as damaged goods and abandon it for a new one.
11. If this is your first time, feel free to make a test account to see how far you can get. If it's a success, continue.
12. @Null can be bought. Just ask Dick Masterson, Ethan Ralph, Gonzalo Lira, Ashton Parks, Andy Warski, Nick Rekieta, and countless others in the years to come.
That is all. I wish you a wonderful time playing Last Bastion of Free Speech™!
This is your playground. Have fun.
