How should we greet new users?

[BanquetMegaBowl]

i would like to hear your lovely ideas

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

Ask what they think about Israel

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

 

[Coelacanth]

Welcome them to the Farms - then force them all to take part in a battle royale for our entertainment. The winner gets posting privileges and a coupon for a free pizza from Pizza Hut.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

They have to order Null a pizza.

 

[Xolanite]

Post the rule about not using the same username everywhere.

 

[Cats]

Salame

 

[Wormy]

RUN

 

[Your typical Scout main]

Throw them into a pit of snakes