How often do you jelq bro?

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

I'm at like twice a day now

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

this is a trick to get me to describe my gargantuan penis again

 

[Ultrapenguin]

this is a trick to get me to describe my gargantuan penis again

Excellent job fellow user, gay trickery is common among the homosexuals. It's wise to know how to spot the signs.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

I smell Jewish trickery

 

[Astro Loafo]

Does jelqing even work or is thunderf00t lying to me?

 

[Vingle]

 

[Boss Hawg]

Only gay ass niggas jelq. You a faggot ass nigger?

 

[Soycast Guy]

What the fuck is jelqing you jelqing nigger

 

[Divine right to rule]

All those cock lengthening techniques and tools seem pretty suspect to me.
YOU WILL GAIN 3 INCHES A DAY WITH THIS TECHNIQUE OR THIS 599.99 TOOL!
or you gain nothing and injure your dick so that you can't get it up again

 

[The Repeated Meme]

I don't know what language you're speaking but it's not English.

 

[DumbDude43]

or you gain nothing and injure your dick so that you can't get it up again

ive read stories about this, dudes trying to repeatedly stretch their dicks out on a daily basis, and then eventually it's all fucked up and they end up with erectile dysfunction at 25

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

I got a fat 9 inch hog, I don't need to jelq

 

[Justtocheck]

Did it. Gained size and girth. But problems started to appear. Aiming while peeing because more difficult and I have to shake it more to get it all out and not stain my underwear. I'm happy with my 6 inches.

 

[Kenya Jones]

I'm uncircumcised yet I still jelq. Now my foreskin is 5 inches long.