How much tree pee do you want?

[OrionBalls]

It's maple syrup season!

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

It's tree blood not pee.

 

[Apu Wrangler]

'bout tree fiddy

 

[Muskie]

5

 

[OrionBalls]

It's tree blood not pee.

But it's clear. Blood isn't clear.

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Mmm I prefer the fake pancake syrup thank you very much.

 

[Uncle Phil]

Mmm I prefer the fake pancake syrup thank you very much.

That's acceptable on McDonald's "hotcakes" and nowhere else.

On your pancakes or waffles at home, you use the real maple shit or you FUCK OFF. Choosing against that is like choosing against the herb'n'cheese bread for your Subway sandwich. Like what are you even doing here man.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I only drink maple syrup from female trees, I may be a treegenerate but I'm not gay.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Birch juice > maple syrup

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

trees peeing themselves?