How many HP do you have?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I think I'm at like 12 hp.

 

[Ventrue]

I think I'm at 50 hp.

I think I'm at like 12 hp.

Have an apple and some rest then you should be at 100 hp.

 

[Paper Plates]

Car: 200hp
ATV: 28hp
Lawn mower: 10hp
Washer and dryer: 6hp
I have ~244hp.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

currently sitting around the 410-420HP mark
Turbo Barra

 

[Rozzy]

3HP, a Pavillion laptop, Laserjet printer and Elite desktop.

 

[AntiMage]

582

 

[rel=alternate]

It's personal. I don't appreciate you asking, it goes a step too far. I see your attempt at guilt tripping me into giving an answer portraying yourself as weak. I know what you're doing. YOU WILL NOT OWN ME AND YOU ARE NOT IN MY WALLS!

This being said, I don't know, I don't look. YOLO

 

[OrionBalls]

I have a Compaq Presario from after HP acquired them, does that count?

 

[cockatiel]

69420

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Its dwindling, I know that much

 

[Radola Gajda]

86/100

 

[clara red bottoms]

Everyone has 1 HP except me. I have 2.

 

[natsukashii]

It's complicated

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

62,328

 

[Rapesputin]

200, but once I get my second health bar I get -50% damage resistance

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

 

[█████████]

Are you asking for the HP total I was assigned at birth or the one I identify as? Personally, I find the numbered HP system too binary and cisheteronormative.

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

Peak or sustained?

 

[Xenia]

What's the limit?

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Like raw HP or EHP? Also do muscles/fat count as shields or armor?